If you were Michael Jackson, and you were constantly having to deal with claims that you have been molesting young boys for years, would you really think it was a good idea to hire a lawyer namedCharles F. Gay Jr.to defend you? I know I wouldn’t. Sure, maybe he’s the best lawyer out there, but …
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That’s Unfortunate
I’m not the type that would normally advocate children suing their parents, but I’m willing to make an acceptionin this case. Sure there’s an extra letter there but it’s still not very nice and I’m sure she’s gone through a lot of trauma because of it.
It’s Kyle. What’s that?
I don’t think this strange name quite compares with people named little penis, oral sex, shit, or other Romanian varieties, but I saw someone who I believe has been cursed for life. I got an email. IT said: “Kyle will be handling donations. Please email her at…” I did a double take. Kyle? Her? Perhaps …
A Few Hundred More People I Feel Sorry For
I thought about doing this on the radio, but that would probably be a bad idea, because I know me. Mr Little Penis gives up A Romanian man whose surname means Little Penis has given up trying to change it because of red tape. Constantin Putica, 45, said he had got fed up with trips …
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I Don’t Feel Sorry For Many People, But…
I’ll gladly make an exception in this case.
Fucking Citizens Vote
This was sent to me be a reader (apparently we still have a few) who claimed they got it off of an odd news site but gave no more details than that. I’ll overlook it since I liked the story. —Fucking Villagers Vote Residents of an Austrian village called Fucking, have voted against changing the …
Straight Out Of Left Field
This is kind of a weird one. I was talking to my girlfriend about names and somehow we got thinking about guys named Lynn. I think it started out as a conversation about guys with girly names and how weird it is. We were trying to think of girly named guys either famous or otherwise …