Peeping through windows at teenagers and a toddler whilst unloading the ‘ol pump-action shotgun is a pretty bad thing to get arrested for, but I’m more interested in what Greg Verellen was picked up for a few months before that. According to Stratford police media relations officer Const. Darren Fischer, the two previous charges stem …
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United Breaks…Wait, Make That United Brailles Its Cabins
Sorry for the mistake. Bit of a reflex, you understand. I’m actually shocked it’s taken this long for a U.S. based airline to start rolling out in-cabin braille. The Americans with Disabilities Act has been around for more than 30 years and putting braille on things is one of the simpler improvements you can make, …
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Best News Bloopers July, 2023
Am I the only one who finds the sound of baby goats to be creepy as hell?
You Are Rainbows? That Ain’t Cool. Watch Us Ban You From The School
Administrators at an elementary school in Waukesha, Wisconsin, banned this nice song about living in a happy world where it’s ok to love everyone and to be who you are from being performed by first graders during a concert because rainbows are gay or some shit. Absolute moron James Sebert, who also serves as the …
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The Best News Bloopers Of June, 2023, So They Say
Maybe it’s today’s extra screwy sleep schedule (Carin had to be up at 2 in the morning which meant I did too), but I can’t say I enjoyed this round all that much. My highlight is the two anchors short circuiting while trying to get through the storm report, but your mileage may vary. I …
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Half-Pipe Joke Goes Here
I’m barely coordinated enough to do one of these things. A Connecticut man wanted for exposing himself and masturbating while skateboarding to trail walkers has been nabbed by police. Over the course of several days in mid-July, the Southington Police Department received complaints from community members in the area of the Rails to Trails of a …
Thanks For Dinner. Now What’s Next?
Why the government’s grocery rebate may not do enough to help struggling Canadians May not? Try will not, especially when most of the article is devoted to many of the reasons why it quite obviously won’t. I’m not going to tell you that what the government has done here is bad, because it isn’t. Far …
A Collection Of Summertime News Bloopers
It’s a great day to pull the shorts off, head out the door and take a dump near a buttload of tourists.
I Think I’ll Listen To Some Sting And Go To Sleep For A While
Here’s one for Carin. As we’ve mentioned, she loves these. Make her day, they do. A 20-year-old man nearly lost his life getting stung thousands of times by bees after accidentally cutting into a nest while tree trimming. Austin Bellamy remains on a ventilator in a medically induced coma at the University of Cincinnati Medical …
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May 2023s Best News Bloopers
Is a fear of butterflies a common thing? And on the subject of butterflies, maybe it’s just Carin and I, but does anyone who comes from around KW/Guelphish remember the commercial for I want to say the Butterfly Conservatory with the little kid at the end saying “A butterfly might land on you!”? And if …