Oh boy. I love dumb criminal stories. No matter how many of them I hear, I still cackle when I get a new one. The dumbass in question is John Yarrington. He told police that Cory Noonan was selling drugs out of his mom’s house. So, they told him to buy some heroin, and then …
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Bad Dog!
This is pretty dumb. I at first thought it was happening over in the UK, but I realize that no, it’s happening right here in Canada, in British Columbia. There’s a new law that says that it’s a crime for a dog to chase any animal. Yup, and all our dogs will get right on …
Your Password is Message Redacted
This is the dumbest email auto-confirm I’ve ever seen. I finally got around to making an HMV Digital account. So I make my username and my password. I get an email back saying my account has been created. Then it says here are your username and password. It gives me my username, and then where …
You Have, One, New Drug Deal In Your Mailbox
Here’s a tip. When calling your boss and leaving a voicemail, always check that you’ve hung up properly before continuing with your activities, especially if they involve making a drug deal. If you don’t, you may end up fired, just like Joseph Stankiewicz did. He claims that it’s not him on the recording, but a …
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Go Ahead And Pay The Man. When The World Is Ours, We’ll Get Our Money Back
I have no words to describe this piece of utter legislative stupidity, but honestly, do I need any? How about I steal a few from the story, and then just let you chew on that for a while. Terrorists who want to overthrow the United States government must now register with South Carolina’s Secretary of …
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Mmmmmmmmm…Silver Medal
I’m sure that Germans everywhere are very proud of the silver medal in men’s single’s luge, but proud of the guy who won it…might have to think for a second on that one. As the story goes, the second best luger in the world was asked by photographers if they could get a picture of …
Got The Goods, Got My Gun, Got My Keys?
I probably wouldn’t have posted this story, except for the image created by a couple of sentences. A man robbed a hotel, and police were called. When police arrived, they quickly found a big clue, a dropped set of keys to a caddilac in the hallway. When they went outside, they found Darnell Lamar Wright, …
Don’t Drink And Shoplift
Hmmm. Well, that didn’t go so well. A dude stole some cough drops and a bottle of Schnapps from a store and ran out. He ran and hid, only he hid in the police station. It didn’t take long before he was found, and he was already drunk.
A Strong Reaction To Mints
I saw this story when I was writing about those other school-related overreactions, and somehow missed including it in the roundup. But then again, I would have had to come up with a new allitteration for the title. There was a horrible scare at Booker T. Washington School in Birmingham, Alabama. Someone thought that a …
I’m Your Venus
Speaking as a man, I must say that it’s always nice when I can put women in a post like this. It really shows that as much as we like to spend time pointing out our differences, deep down we’re all the same. The exact, batshit crazy same. Venus Lewisis facing 3 counts of lewd …