Once Again, Not Funny

ASU vomit prank could have caused Tempe collision Two vehicles collided under Arizona State University’s pedestrian bridge Monday evening after several students were caught drinking large amounts of milk and vomiting over the side into the traffic below. A car slowed down to avoid the falling vomit when another car slammed into the first car’s …

I Had Some Thoughts But I Didn’t Use My Brain

Remember the woman who put her kid through a carwash? well, she’s gone through the courts, and only got probation. Ok then. this is so she can be with her kids. And we think this is a good idea because….? But here’s the reason she’s back up here. She’s so stupid that she doesn’t even …

I’ve Been Flirtin’ On the Railroad

What do you know, yet anotherdeath by train story. This time, police are looking for the public’s help (especially if you belong to the part of the public that has some missing relatives) to identifythe unknown South African couple who were crushed to death while having sex on the tracks. Anybody know how to say …

Doesn’t Everybody Do That?

This is so dumb that I feel it should be posted. Check out this snip from astory about fights during a college football game. Police arrested Lucas Widdicombe after someone sitting near him said he had a cup, and “he had urinated in the cup and was going to throw it at Ball State fans.” …

That’s Not What They Meant By Climb Aboard.

Ok, cue the hatemail from family members of the poor unfortunate dumbass who I’m about to describe. What is it about people who are crushed by trains and their families always finding us? Here at the Vomit Comet, we love us some man vs train stories. Who do you think wins? Need a refresher? We …

CaptainCalamity Strikes Again

Hey there Stuart Hill, I have a big question for you. Why would you want to make an island its own country if you keep needing the coastguard for various rescues whenever you go boating? If something happens to you around your own island, you’ll be screwed. and while we’re at it, hey there coastguard …

Another One Crosses the Victim/Dumbass Bridge In A New Way

I swear criminals are getting dumber. Here’s our latest dumbass. His name is Michael Axel, and he was serving as a stockbroker for a bunch of elderly clients. I guess their money looked way too tempting, so he started stealing from them. But where did that money go? Overseas to a Nigerian scammer. Michael Axel, …

Come On Kids, We’re Going On A Trip! Well…You Are Anyway.

Guess what. The Nebraska safe haven law that Carinwrote abouta couple weeks back works exactly like we thought it would. Over the weekend, 2 boys aged 15 and 11 respectively were dropped off by parents and guardians at 2 different hospitals.In the case of the 15-year-old, his caretaker couldn’t deal with his behaviour anymore. It’s …