Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
It’s amazing, considering all the time we spend chronicling people’s stupidity, that we still have the capacity to be occasionally astounded by it. Completely and utterly head-slappingly floored, in fact. Albemarle County Police Department Press Release The Albemarle County Police Department is investigating an attempted abduction that occurred Saturday, November 24th 2012 between 2-2:30 p.m. …
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As if we needed it, here’s proof positive that Black Friday shoppers are idiots. An unidentified man in a Sacramento K-Mart line threatened to get all stabby on people for some reason, and the crowd just laughed at him. You know, because that’s the proper response when a strange man says such things in a …
There’s nothing in the world quite like a nice father son day out. Playing catch, going fishing, watching a ball game, tagging along while dad takes a hooker to a motel room and then almost gets the both of you killed…wait, what? Police in Tuscaloosa County said the 29-year-old man took the baby with him …
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Before we do anything else, hit the soundtrack, Maestro! Some of you won’t want to hear this, but there are plenty of good reasons for controlling the legal availability of firearms. For instance, if a certain Pennsylvanian didn’t own a gun, he wouldn’t have been able to shoot one of his kinfolk in the shoulder …
You’re not gonna believe this, you guys! Apparently, and this is seriously insane, blind people meet, date, fall in love and get married even though they have little to know idea what the person they’re with looks like! Really, I shit you not! check it out, it’s in the news! That’s right, the news! Somebody’s …
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I’ve never had the chance to hold a samurai sword, but if that day should ever come, I imagine there is little to no chance of me confusing it for my white cane. The previous sentence is part of the cover letter I’m writing to attach to my application for a job as a member …
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I understand that outing undercover police officers complete with photo goodness on Facebook is one of those things that you’re probably going to get in some trouble for, perhaps rightfully so. But when the aforementioned photo goodness was obtained from the aforementioned undercover cop’s Facebook profile, should that not gain you at least a few …
Another day, another object with which the citizens of the United Kingdom cannot be trusted. Staff at Manchester’s National Health Services have been ordered to stop using metal paper fasteners after a staff member got a boo boo on his wittle finger winger. Yes, those round things you use to hold paper together have been …
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It’s been a while since we’ve had a food feud type story, and I’ll be honest, this one has me more than a little confused. I’m going to go on ahead and hope this guy is just slow, and not this much of an idiot/anger management reject. A South Carolina woman returned home from the …
Since I got my iPhone 4, one of the questions I’m constantly asked is why didn’t you get the 4S, or better yet, get the 5 as soon as it comes out? I already took the time to answer that here, but now that I’ve seen this, that answer is far from complete. You see, …