Stephen Solves His Problems With A Shotgun

Well, at least I said there was a chance it was a hoax. Apparently, that site is the Knoxville News-Sentinel’s site where they parody the news. Woops. So nobody shot up his house during a fire or tried to shoot out his chest pains. Well, somebody may have, but it wasn’t this dude. Here’s warning …

Portal To What The Hell

This is definitely an example of weirder than weird. Two women got up in the morning to let their dog outside when they noticed that the contents of their shed were all over everywhere. Wondering what in hell happened, they went to look. The shed door was closed. Hmmm. Even weirder. When they opened it, …

Janice Want Some Handcuffs?

You have to be drunk beyond drunk to be unable to stand up, speak to officers, or remove a parrot from your forehead, even when it’s biting you. But apparently, that was the state of Janice McCoy-Nuttle when cops arrived. But she was sure able to hurl an inhaler at her husband. Too bad it …

Squirrels Will Never Be The Same For Those Kids

What the? That’s all I can say. I challenge anyone else to come up with anything after reading this disturbing story of Timothy Flood. They said that Flood “pulled down his blue boxer shorts, exposed his penis to them and told them they better be glad they don’t have ‘these’ (testicles) because they itch all …

My Name Is Sue, How Do You Do?

My god, the people with whom we share this earth! I have been rendered speechless. I…I don’t know what to say. Just read this story, and check to make sure you still have both your ears. Then make sure noone who looks like Susan Mukuhi Mwarabu is anywhere near you. According to the criminal complaint, …

Have You Ignited A Ford Lately?

John Walton has to have some serious issues. That’s the only way this can be explained. He drove his Ford van up to the dealership saying that it had transmission problems. A sales consultant agreed to go out for a ride with him to see if he could notice anything. He said he couldn’t detect …

What’s In Your Head, In Your Head…It Would Appear To Be A Fist

I’d love to know what kind of drugsthis guywas on. He was messed up enough to call a random man in a restaurant a zombie and punch him a couple of times, but he also had the good sense to run. But then again, why did he run? Did he run because he knew the …

Maybe They’ll Put On His Rap Sheet That He Wrapped Himself In A Sheet

This tale of a man breaking in to a house naked, and just sort of hanging around is just too weird. The unknown man washed himself with a garden hose in the driveway, then knocked on the front door. Finding no answer, he went around back and just hung around naked in a chair. Well, …