Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
I understand exactly0% of the logic at play here.I also think somebody’s not being totally honest about his usage. A man removed his clothes in front of several children to “prove to his girlfriend that he wasn’t going to use methamphetamine anymore,” investigators wrote in charges filed Monday. The man, 26, was wearing only shorts …
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This news story was a fine read, except for this sentence, which spoke to me in a louder volume than anything else the reporter could have said. Actually, it was only one word in the sentence. Can you find it? Diagnosing a child with autism is usually done when the infant turns two, but using …
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Theredneckingest story in a long long time,the one about the Kentucky woman who’s trailer home was destroyed by a combination of an incompetent mover named Pancake and a stereotypical small town sheriff, has a happy ending. Donations from California billionaire Tim Blixseth and some other anonymous benefactors havepaid for a new single-wide mobile home for …
Remember back when I talked about my quest for Yaktrax? Well, it came to an end in an unexpected way. The other day, the ice started to form. I think I first noticed it Monday night or Tuesday. I called the store I’d called before, the one who tried to sell me smalls when I …
Ok boys and girls, it’s time to play a nice game of how much innuendo can the newspaper cram into one story? Heh heh heh, I said cram… Our subject today is46-year-old Keith Roy Weatherley, who was stopped by police and observed with his noodle in a pasta sauce jar.This should be easy. A MAN …
I would never have thought a spork would be considered a deadly weapon. Never in a million years. I can barely spear food with one, and food’s already dead! But apparently Peter Albert used one to try to rob a guy of his watch. I guess he didn’t succeed, stabbed the guy with the spork, …
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Florida Man Arrested In Cemetery Theft One question. How’d he take the whole thing without getting caught? Jesus, I think today is turning into lame day around here.
I had some random thoughts, so figured I should heave them up here in no particular order. Although you’d never know it from today’s weather, which I want to see stay as long as possible, that bastard old man known as winter is going to show up and I’m not looking forward to it. When …
Hello! So that’s pretty odd. For most of last week I was unable to log on to the site, or the blogger site which allows us to post. I tried several times over the course of the week and kept getting that “This page cannot be displayed” thing which was getting fairly irritating, since I …
Ack, I forgot one piece of utter lameness from Wendy’s. It can’t go unmentioned. There was a commercial for some Wendy’s chicken salad that went something like “If crispy chicken breast is good, and crunchy veggies are good, then wouldn’t putting the two together be… good good?” first of all, what the hell is “good …
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