Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
I have to ask because Googling isn’t helpful and because the blurb that goes with the headline just sounds like any other robbery to me. The girls that got arrested for it weren’t even charged with some exotic flavour of robbery. It just says robbery. I’m guessing this is either another example of that annoying …
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Police locate missing 6-year-old boy after nearly being struck by train God this stuff annoys me. I don’t know if they still teach kids to read the news as a way of improving their own writing like they did when I was in school, but it might be time to fucking stop if yes. That …
Ladies and gentlemen. I present for your perusal, the definition of the word “flout”. openly disregard (a rule, law or convention). “these same companies still flout basic ethical practices” And now, also for your careful consideration, the definition of “flaunt”. display (something) ostentatiously, especially in order to provoke envy or admiration or to show defiance. …
I’m a member at the Funny Music Project, and every month I get a newsletter full of album and video goodness. This gem was among all the new awesome (uh-oh, should I say awesome anymore?). I wished it had been around when I wrote about yeet because it could have fit perfectly. I think the …
Please, everyone. Do me a small favour. The next time you find yourself needing to describe a fight in which you were involved, ask yourself a few questions before you get going. Am I playground equipment? Am I gym equipment (ropes, rings, etc)? Am I a tree? If your answers to the above are no, …
“Shooting suspects should be considered armed and dangerous” That’s a simple, right to the point headline, isn’t it? No, actually. Whenever I see a headline like that, I can’t help but think no shit. Generally speaking, somebody who is capable of shooting another person is indeed both armed and dangerous. Thanks for the hot tip. …
Woman faces impaired charges after collision with three-year-old in minivan: police My first question upon seeing this headline is probably the same one you have. What in the world was a three-year-old doing driving a minivan? The answer, of course, is it wasn’t. This is just another in the never ending parade of poorly written …
Man Shot and Injured by Grocery Store Near The Grove Do they not have editors in newsrooms anymore?
I had no idea there were so many ways to spell pregnant. Perhaps I need to spend more time hanging out at Yahoo! Answers. No. I do not need that. No one does.
They keep running this ad talking about the convenience of ordering groceries from them online. Cool. I’ll stick with the Central Fresh Market because I like them more and because they actually deliver to my area, but whatever. Anyway, at the end, it mentions their “free grocery pick-up.” Well…yeah. I should hope so. Who out …
