Fake Meat?

This was emailed to me and I decided to post it. I didn’t write it, it was sent in by a reader. If anybody else feels like sending me stuff, my email address is all over this site, you’re smart, go find it.

I heard today that some idiot is making fake meat out of that tofu junk. But wait, this isn’t just your ordinary fake meat, it is supposed to taste like
meat.
First things first, how are they going to make soy beans taste like meat? Think of all the crap that will have to be mixed in to that already sickening
concoction, then, and second, who in their right mind will buy it?
Imagine coming home from work to something like this.
“What’s for supper tonight?”
“Oh, we’re having something I picked up at Tofu’s Are Us, it’s supposed to taste like pork.”
Glad I never have to try that stuff, that is until it is illegal to kill animals because it violates their rights somehow.

Ontario Wins, Alberta Chokes, Albino Pukes

Well things went well in Saskatoon. We had some ups and downs but we made the finals and beat Alberta 3-2 in overtime. It was a great game. The crowd was solidly behind Alberta since we were in Western Canada and…. well people just don’t like our team. So when Dean scored the winner in overtime there was very little cheering. It was more of a collective “awwww”. That was actually way better than a big cheer. When they announced us as the winers at the banquit later, our hole team let out an “awwwww not again”. I wonder why they don’t like us….

So that’s 8 strait Canadian Championships. Next year the event is being held in Halifax. It’s always fun to go out east so we’re looking foward to going out there.

Oops, Wrong House

If you think you’re having a rough day, take a look at
this poor bastard’s story.

It’s a touching story of boy meets girl in a rape fantasy chat room, boy and girl arange a meeting, boy breaks into wrong house and tries to fantasy rape wrong woman who retaliates by hoofing him in the bag before our hero discovers that he’s in the wrong house.

Now boy is pulling some strings with the court system to get himself out of some rape charges. He had to admit to burglary to do it and could still face a year in prison for his mistake. Suddenly that wrong turn you took on the way to the bar on Saturday night doesn’t piss you off so much now does it?

Word Of Warning

If any of you are thinking about signing up for that really cool sounding new free email service that Google is offering, you might want to read
this
before you go pickingout the perfect address and telling all your friends to start sending all their porn and jokes there.

Just to sum things up really quickly for those who are short on time, Google is keeping your mail on file forever. After you delete it, even after you close the account, Google will have all of your email stored on it’s servers for as long as they want it. And through the use of cookies, they can link your email and your search requests together to make themselves a nice little profile on you.

Add to this that to pay for the free service, [which sounds really good on the surface before you check into it a little,] that Google will scan your mail for key words and phrases so that they can target and display relevant ads, you’ve got yourself what pretty much adds up to a privacy nightmare.

So unless you really need an entire gig of email space, you might want to stick with that Hotmail or Yahoo address you have, which now suddenly doesn’t seem so bad after all.

Longest…Search…Ever

Seriously, somebody actually took the time to punch all of this into a search engine. As usual, this comes straight from our hit counter.

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