Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Oh boy. This story of a large woman getting hurled by a piece of gym equipment and needing to be removed from the gym by paramedics using a Stokes basket is close to the humiliation level of that woman who got stuck in the caves. the only thing missing from this one is this woman …
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Man, between that title and thefireonything from earlier, I’m sure a few of you would like nothing better than to beat my ass so I’ll stop the horrible wordplay. Actually, I’m sure there’s a pretty solid number of you that would love a chance to beat my ass for all kinds of reasons, but that’s …
If you were fighting for your life in a battle against llung cancer, you were recommended a drug to try, and you submitted that to your state health insurance, how would you like to receive a rejection letter that said, “We can’t pay for this drug, but we will happily pay for palliative care or …
Uh, yikes. Here’s one more reason to do your own research when you have a weird medical problem. A doctor himself, Robert Clark developed this weird itching. He went to every doctor under the sun, and nobody knew what it was…until finally, he found dermatologist Howard Luber, who said, “You’ve got scabies. Yup, goddamn scabies. …
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I can admit when I’ve been beaten. it doesn’t happen much, but it’s happened today. Last night I posted a pretty good story about the flaming demise of a truckload of fire extinguishers. But today that tale was topped in spectacular fashion by the flaming demise of an entire fire station, as much of the …
Other than to say, just kill me now. Actually if I were this man, I’d probably kill myself at this point. Well, I’d either kill myself or ask that the police jail me for my own safety since I’m clearly not fit to roam free. Man reportedly scammed out of $7K by men he met …
I can’t help but wonder how many housesthis guyhad to break into before he found what he was looking for. And if he only broke into that one, how did he know? According to warrants, 48-year-old Scott Gillis Murray, of Murray Road, allegedly broke into a home off of N.C. 110 on July 25 and …
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Fragmenting Arctic ice shelf a sign of warming temperatures: scientist In related news, gravity holds things down, the sky is up there and rain contains drops of water. I’m pretty certain that Derek Mueller didn’t write that headline himself, but the way he carries on and on like he’s just discovered the cure for cancer, …
If you happen to have a spare $30000 lying around and the urge to blow it on some advertising, how would you feel about helping the city of Flint, Michigancover the cost of some security cameras?Hopefully your answer would be like a rotten scumbag, but sadly I think this is one of those schemes that …
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I’m about to lose untold hours of my productive life. Why? Because I’ve just discoveredNotAlwaysRight.com,a site devoted entirely to employees telling stories about the retards they’re forced to interact with on a daily basis. Stories likethis onefor instance. Library | Detroit, MI, USA (At our library, the computers are all self-sign up. All you have …