That has gotta suck. A dude who didn’t want to be identified went to a rest stop and used the john. Then he couldn’t find his keys. Thinking they had gone into the john, he decided to get ’em back. Oh dear. That’s when the trouble started. He unscrewed something at the base of the …
Monthly Archives: March 2009
My President Gets Angry, Sometimes…
Somebody is laughing while Barnes and Noble are crying. they walked into a Barnes and Noble store, saw a big display in the front window full of books by or about President Obama and thought a book about monkeys should be squished in among them. Yup, you guessed what happened. The angry emails came in …
She’s Crazy, He’s Still Dead, Maybe She Should Go Back To Magic School
Remember the guy who charged into a funeral and started beating the everloving crap out of the corpse? We have a new one. Nicole Leonard walked into the funeral, danced around, threw flowers at the family, opened the casket and smacked the body with a wand! Was she hoping she could give him new life …
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Dear Lord, Time Permitting, Please Visit Upon This Individual A Sense Of What Truly Matters In Life
Letter: Why didn’t flight crew mention God?by Dena Malda | Muskegon On the Feb. 8 “60 Minutes” program, we were captivated while viewing the Katie Couric interview of the crew and passengers of Flight 1549. However, we were struck there was not one mention of God, who directs pilots of planes and secures the safety …
Divorce
A Farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?” Farmer: “Yeah, I want one those dayvorce’s.” Attorney: “Well do you have any grounds?” Farmer: “Yea, I got about 140 acres.” Attorney: “No you don’t understand, do you have a case?” Farmer: “No I don’t …
Apparently Fuck, Marry, Kill Is A Credit Course Now
Who thoughtthiswould be a fine idea for a school project? Better yet, who thought it would be a fine idea to assign it to kids in grade 4? The assignment for the Grade 4 students at École Mont-Carmel in Ste-Marie-de-Kent was based on the notion that the planet was about to explode. The students had …
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Ahh Ahh Ahh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh OOOOO Ow Ow Ow Ow Owwwwwwwwww!
Man’s penis injured in grinder accident Accident? I could be wrong, but I’ve always kind of been under the impression that stuff like this doesn’t happen unless you’re kinda sorta looking for it to happen.
Ass Of Spades Is More Like It
Not saying it’s any good, but all things considered this could have turned out a whole lot worse than it did. Motorhead’s Ace Of Spades as performed by Microsoft Songsmith. Here’s as close to the original as I could findto give you an idea of what the poor software package was up against here.
Man Overboard!
Don’t all ships have a bathroom? I know small boats don’t, but what about tugboats? If they don’t, one tugboat might invest in some facilities after its captain fell overboard while taking a leak over the side. He’s ok, but he spent 40 minutes in the water.
Family Fail no. 2
Wow, I think this family is even more doomed. Genine Compton was seen breastfeeding her baby and talking on a cellphone while driving her other kids to school. When a motorist confronted her about it, she asked him if he wanted to pop his titty out and feed this kid. Yikes.
