Hmm. I think this family is doomed. All four of them ended up in jail at the same time for separate reasons.
Monthly Archives: March 2009
When You’re In prison, Be sure To Stay Awake…
Hey there Angel Galvan-Hernandez, if you don’t want to be raped in prison, one way to prevent this is to not commit rape. Then you won’t get sent to prison for 20 years. What a screwed up, scared little man.
I’ll Have The Chocolate Chip Pancakes
It’s not that hard to make an amusing post out of the story of a former assistant district attorney taking a dump on a bench outside of an IHOP to begin with, but when that former assistant district attorney has enough of a sense of irony to do so in the town ofBrownsville,it definitely makes …
Pretty Bird, Pretty Kid
Here’s a story that makes no sense. Brandy and Paul Romero wanted to sell their cockatoo. Donna Greenwell wanted to buy it, but didn’t have the money so said “How about I give you $175 and these here two kids? And the couple took the kids! the woman who gave them the kids is apparently …
Some Food Just Shouldn’t Be In A Vending Machine
*gag*. *gag*. *hurl!* Why in christ would you buy a burger out of a vending machine anyway? Ug. I can’t look at this anymore.
So What Happens If He Hasn’t Paid for His Plot?
Remember when I thought this guy would be the worst landlord ever? I think this guy would be worse. If you don’t pay your rent, he’ll make a coffin “tailored to your specifications,” and then kill you. Then he’ll leave the coffin in the living room, with you inside, for all the other tenants to …
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The Only Things Trix Kills Are Toys
Yup, it’s official. I have a pansy for a guide dog. She’s the wussiest wuss that ever was. We already know that she lets other dogs jump on her and try to hump her, and will cower under the desk at another house where there’s a dog, but this weekend, she was the biggest scaredy …
Do You See What I Don’t?
I keep hearing this commercial for something called invisible bifocals. Why would anybody want those? They sound like more trouble than they’re worth. Imagine losing them. How would you know when you found them? Actually, how would you know if you lost them to begin with? They are, after all, invisible which means they could …
Feed Tweaks
Here’s another one of those boring “We’re messing with things again” posts. But we are, so here it is. Don’t worry, it’s just The RSS feed, which you can subscribe to by going here. The changes shouldn’t cause any problems, but if they do, or the changes make it look butt ugly or something, let …
He’ll Get 9 Lives For This
Here comes another one of those food fight stories. This one started because of animal food, but I figure that counts. Ian D. Johnson, 33, has appeared in court on a charge of felony assault witha weapon after an argument with his father about contributing to the household turned into an argument over a 60-cent …
