You can now buy blue cheese perfume, though why you would want to do such a thing I haven’t a clue.
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Carin and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Afternoon.
I hate afternoons like the one I had yesterday, the ones where all kinds of annoying little things happen that, on their own are pretty minor. But when you add them together and put a real doozer on the top, the masterpiece is not pleasant. I wouldn’t have cared too much that I had to …
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Nofu!
I know this is a pointless post, but what I’m about to describe disgusted me so much that I had to write about it. I went to this Vietnamese restaurant. It’s a cute little place and they even serve you tea before you order, so I’m a pretty big fan of theirs. I wasn’t feeling …
Nobody Knows The Perverts I’ve Seen
05 Apr, Wed, 14:03:01Yahoo:free dicksucking 05 Apr, Wed, 19:32:07Yahoo:naked male wrestlers 06 Apr, Thu, 10:00:19Yahoo:stories of girls busting boys testicle 06 Apr, Thu, 11:24:03Yahoo:free pictures of naked male wrestlers 06 Apr, Thu, 12:35:53Yahoo:randy orton penis 06 Apr, Thu, 13:07:48Yahoo:randy orton penis pictures 06 Apr, Thu, 20:29:59MSN Search:vomit 07 Apr, Fri, 15:45:48Yahoo:Where can I find pictures …
Toilet Humour
I got this in an email from Ernie’s House of Whoop Ass yesterday. I didn’t write it and I have no idea who did, but it made me laugh so hard that I almost cried, so I thought I’d share. THE BIG DUMP All in all, it hadn’t been a good day. Bad traffic, a …
Well, I guess I’m a sucker.
Thordora of the other vomit comit did this little questionnaire and asked me to do it too, calling me a sucker, so here goes. Hell, it gave me another idea for a post, so this should be fun. Seven things I’d like to do before I die: Not like I like to think about dying, …
The Year In Weird News
This showed up in the email today. I know none of these are fakes, I remember seeingmost of them while doing radio research and such. NEW YORK –The Easter Bunny was hopping mad but kept his cool after being socked by a boy, a Wal-Mart greeter was sacked for showing a lot more than customers …
Slow the Hell Down!
I’m really starting to think we try to pack way way way too much into the day. Either that or we’re getting lazier and lazier. I was watching a show on TV when a commercial came on for something that scared me. It was for premade smoothies from McCain. Does that frighten anyone else? When …
It’s Bud The Spud From The …Big Deep Freeze?
Brad sent me this and it cracks me up. And I can vouch for how great those potatoes are, they’re…something. Maybe not something you would want to ingest, but they are indeed something. Take it away, Brad! You know how there are some vegetables, like beans, that you can boil for a couple minutes and …
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Steve, Don’t Eat It!
Here’s some nice random vomit-inducing fun for you. I’m sure at some point we’ve all had this experience. You’re in the grocery store, and as happens every now and then, you come across something sitting on a shelf that makes you stop in your tracks, examine it and say to yourself or to the person …