Oh me oh my. What a story. Let’s just get to telling it. According to reports from flight staff on an airplane, Neil Prendeville, a popular radio personality, just unzipped his pants and started wackin’ it while sitting in his seat between two passengers. He apologized on air for the incident, claiming that he had …
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There’s No Bottle. He’ll Give You What’s On Tap
Wow. Looks like we have another Michael Edwards. This one didn’t bother with that whole bottle thing. He just jacked off as he went past this woman while she studied in the library, and got her right on the arm! Gross! His name is Oritse Ayu. The way JAWS pronounces it, it sounds like his …
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You’ve Got The Eyes Of A Nutbar
Remember when I laughed at Oklahoma’s ban on tattooing the whites of the eyes because who would put needles in their eyes? Well, a dude in Oregon went and tattooed his own eyeballs! Yup, poked a needle in his eye and shot ink in there. Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow are you a …
Give Me All Your Money Or I’ll…Liven You Up With A Rich Creamy Taste!
Wow. Now robbers are using bottles of dressing as weapons, and not even bottles of dressing they brought with them. They just grab one off the store shelf and hold it like a gun. Too bad the person who he aimed the dressing at had an actual gun. I did have to chuckle that the …
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Mmm…Kittens!
Does Francis McGinley know Gary L. Korkuc? They both have twisted tastes in food, and they’re both twisted individuals. Can you imagine being McGinley’s room-mate? You’re just in your house, loo dee doo, when McGinley, who’s been hittin’ the McGinley pretty good, comes home with 2 blood-soaked 4-week-old kittens. Was he trying to rescue them? …
He Was Goin’ To Look For The Bong, But Then He Got High…
This guy must spend his whole life high. That has to be it. How else can you explain this? Mark Fiasco, seriously that is his name, and Matthew Hawley, were driving along when police stopped them for having a plate light that was out and because the car came up as one whose owner had …
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Don’t Go Camping With Katrina Camp
Katrina Diane Camp’s little girl is very, very lucky. Apparently, she, her mother and their dog went camping, and her mother decided to have a little fun. After drinking 3 quarters of a bottle of spiced rum, she decided to go on a hike with the dog, but left her two-year-old daughter naked in the …
>They Are Meant For Each Other
>We would like to congratulate the happy couple of Tara Wang and Austin DeCock on their engagement. I’m sure Austin will make Tara the happiest unit clerk in Moorhead.
It’s A Wing. Don’t Fly Off The Handle.
People are nuts. There’s a restaurant called Big Shot Bob’s that sells 100 flavours of wings. Apparently, somebody saw the black on black crime flavour, and lost it. Without asking a few basic questions, they spread the story like mad, and people are making threatening phone calls to the restaurant, saying they’ll go out of …
Come See The Pantsless Side Of Sears
This onefits into a couple of wacky categories, so it seems as good a way as any to start off the morning. A 47-year-old man identified only as Miller probably due to a slight mess-up on the part of the Rock Hill, South Carolina Herald was arrested Monday afternoon when police found him naked from …