The thing that makesthis storystand out to me isn’t the whole people believing that there are witchdoctors who can make adulterers stick together thing, but rather that in the midst of the chaos that ensued when seemingly an entire village started thinking that it had happened and wanted to see it, the police got tired …
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Tease Someone About Their Religion = Good, Call Someone or Something Gay = Bad. Got It.
Here’s another one for the we’re so stupid files. It goes like this. Teen is made fun of for her Mormon beliefs. Teen gets mad and says “that’s so gay.” Teen is disciplined. NO action is taken towards the people teasing her. Parents sue school to have reprimand removed from teen’s report, and judge stands …
He’s a Sad Panda
Man, we’re dumb. I sometimes wonder why we do studies, because we never learn from them. China is trying to replenish the giant panda population. So their plan is to breed a panda in captivity, give it 3 years of survival and defense training and then release it. They did, and released Xiang Xiang. Because …
They Say It’s Your Birthday Eh? Well We’ll See About That!
Here’s a strange one. A texas man wasstabbed with a pitchforkwhile trying to break up a drunken fight between 2 of his nephews. According to police, the 3 men were drinking in their mobile home Sunday afternoon when a dispute broke out over which of the nephews was the oldest. No, seriously, that’s really what …
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Note To Criminals Everywhere
If you find yourself on trial and have even the slightest desire to be found innocent, it might be a good idea to keep in mind thatpunching a member of the jury is generally frowned upon and will in all likelihood not help your cause.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
You know what happens when you park your car in front of an on-coming train in hopes of killing your girlfriend? you die, and she survives! Thankfully, no one else was hurt, but apparently some flying metal messed up a truck. All I can think is, what an idiot! How bad could he have been …
Now the Devil Made Him Do It?
Wow. Here’s an update to the baby in the microwave story. Not only is our star of the show loopy, but so is his wife! She does not blame her husband for burning their baby, she says Satan made him do it. Here’s a message to the Child Protective Services department in that state. Do …
Little Girl, Big Trouble
Well, it appears some other people think the same way I do about Ashley’s story. Taken from the Guelph Mercury. Hospital admits breaking law in sterilizing girl SEATTLE (May 10, 2007) A hospital has acknowledged breaking state law when doctors performed a hysterectomy on a severely developmentally disabled girl whose growth was medically stunted to …
I’m Pissed Off, So Now You’re Getting Pissed On
I’m sharing this because for some reason I find it really funny. A Japanese man upset that the view from his apartment had been blocked by a house built nearby has been charged with damaging a structure because his protest method of choice involved dousing the home with urine at least 169 times. Nishizaki urinated …
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At Least he Didn’t Say God Told Him to Do This, Too!
What kind of complete and utter sick freak would put his two-month-old baby in the microwave? This one would! Joshua Royce Mauldin of Arkansas said God told him to come and become a preacher in Texas. While looking for a place to live, he was staying in a hotel. It was also in this time …
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