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It’s bad enough when some asshole beats his other half in front of their children, but it feels like cranking up the volume and ripping off the knob when said asshole beats his other half *with* their children. According to criminal complaints, John Woodley Jr., 37, punched the victim in the eye Saturday night, prompting …

Alright, Everybody! Put Your Hands Together For Terrible Mommy!

A strong work ethic is generally an admirable quality in a person, but this seems a little much. The Pasco Sheriff’s deputy said he was notified by the woman’s grandmother that the 10-year-old girl did not return home from a bar-be-que up the street. The deputy said Bobbey Jo Boucher left her daughter at the …

If You Really Want The Kid To Feel At Home, Don’t Forget To Pack Some Extra Bubble Wrap

Listen, everyone. We need to have a talk. I’m not here to tell you what you can and can’t do with your money. Most of you have probably earned it in a reasonably ethical manner and should therefore have the right to spend it as you so choose. But just so you know, if you …

Oh, You’re Officer Deegins? You Looked Like Officer Stone

if I told you that yet another person tried to sell marijuana to a cop, you might look at me and say something like “whatever. Off duty officer, plain clothes detective…these things happen. Easy mistake. Bad luck.” But if I were to then stop you and say no, this cop was on duty and in …

Everybody Out Of The Pool, And Onto The Car!

Oh look. Another story about some imbecile letting her kids ride on top of the car. All six of them at once, which is probably a new record. Of course, things ended poorly. And yes, intoxicants were involved, at least so say police. Worried that her car’s interior would get soaked, a Texas woman directed …

Not A Good Brand Of Parenting

Wow. Another parent of the year. I don’t have a lot to say, because there isn’t anything I could add, except, oh yeah, this one’s in Florida, too. This one, Kayla R. Oxenham, decided she had to brand her kids to mark them as her own. Yup, that’s what they say she said. She heated …

You Want To Meet Mickey Mouse, Don’t You? Well Then, You Have Cancer

Pretending you have cancer in order to gain money/attention/sympathy/all of the above for yourself is pretty well beyond awful, but there’s got to be a special place in whatever passes for hell for somebody who fakes it on behalf of her small child. A Colorado woman who allegedly convinced her young son he had cancer …

Heath Campbell Is Still Hitlering It Up

Remember Heath Campbell, the charming Nazi fellow? Apparently he’s still in the business of having kids and saddling them with Hitler-related names. He’s now up to 9 of them with 5 different women, believe it or not. His latest, Eva Lynn Patricia Braun Campbell, was taken away from him in November. “They kidnapped her,” said …

I Was Hoping We Could Fly JetBlew Together

I don’t know how to introduce this, so let’s just get to the story. Brett Zorse, 50, apparently took a liking to a 32-year-old woman he was seated next to on a flight between San Francisco and New York. Being the friendly, flirtatious type, Zorse struck up a conversation or 2 with her during the …