Good idea: Stopping off at headquarters to present the police with a nice Christmas wreath to let them know that you appreciate all the hard work they put in.Bad idea:unlawfully obtaining said wreath from the market next door. Robert E. Dendy, 59, 290 Fletcher St., Apt. 3, wanted police to know how grateful he was …
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CF May Only Affect White Guys, But Ignorance Spares No One
If people liketheseare the future leaders of our nations, to put it bluntly, we’re all fucked. The Carleton University Students Association has voted overwhelmingly in favour of no longer taking part in the annual Shinerama fundraiser, an event that raises money for the Canadian Cystic Fibrosis Foundation because, they say, the disease mostly affects white …
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More Cutting Edge Research From The University Of You Dont’ Say
And now it’s time for another episode of For The Love Of God, Stop Funding This Crap! A recent study conducted by “researchers” at the University of Wollongong has found thatuniversity students use the labels on alcohol bottles, the ones that are meant to encourage responsible drinking, to figure out what will get them drunkest …
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Captin Skid Crash Crunch, Part Of This Complete Breakfast
This isn’t much of a story, just the vision of a driver crashing into a pole on ice while trying to munch down some cereal and ending up covered in milk and cereal simultaneously makes me laugh and makes me want to kill her! Seriously, eating cereal on a stretch of icy highway? Real smart. …
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Hopefully They’ve Fixed It And Hopefully They’ve Learned Something
Finally, the state of Nebraska has gotten around tofixing that stupid safe haven lawwe keephavingtowriteabout. Lawmakers in Nebraska gave final approval on Friday to adding a 30-day age limit to the state’s “safe haven” law to protect unwanted newborns from being abandoned in potentially dangerous situations. The absence of an age limit in the Nebraska …
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That’s Why They Pay Him The Big Bucks
Here’s your latest episode of holy fuck that’s an understatement. A 30-year-old woman who fell 15 storeys to her death Monday afternoon at a Victoria high-rise was the victim of a poor decision, the regional coroner said yesterday. Um, yup. That’s definitely true. When you lock yourself out of your new digs that you’re moving …
The Onion? Conservative? that’s Funny!
Here’s another episode of it’s a goddamn joke, you lame-brained idiots. When I saw this last night, I was reduced to an inarticulate, babbling fool. Now, I think I’ve found my voice again. A bunch of nimrods at the University of Arkansas filed a racism complaint against a law professor, demanding he be removed from …
Y’all Get A home Now, ya Hear?
Oh my god. This looks like a red-neck extravaganza if there ever was one. Good lord. I don’t think you could pile more hickish things in there if you tried. She’s a grandma at 35? She’s living with 8 kids under 12? In a trailer? That she was paying a guy 200 bucks to move …
Now That’s A Tough Man. A Fool, But A Tough Man
Jesus! If you need a guy to be reliable no matter what, Gilbert Genn is your man. He got repeatedly stabbed by a deer, but just pulled the beast off of him, sorta patched himself up and proceeded to a meeting that he says he absolutely couldn’t miss. Dude, go to a hospital. I’m sure …
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Ooo! It’s A Human Tug toy!
I think I have a new word for idiot. It’s Zitnick! What else would you call a dork like Anthony Zitnick who brought his girlfriend into another man’s home who just happened to be keeping some wild animals. He had permits for them all, but still. The owner of the home was gone, and he’d …