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Monthly Archives: August 2006
>Neato
>I decided to post this not only because it’s pretty cool, but also because I wanted to get the talking out of his ass reference in before everybody else gets the chance to beat it to death.
Crosses are What Now?
Matt’s post the other day talking about the poster showing a cross o corpses got the wheels turning. I agree that that poster would be a horrible thing to hang in the living-room, but then I got thinking about the cross itself, and I can’t figure out how people can look at it and think …
Sex With Old People
Well not really. But it got your attention. Am I the only person tired of hearing and old hag tell young people who to get off? Anyone in Canada knows what I’m talking about. That fucked up Sex with Sue Johanson show that’s on all the time. It’s not even just the show anymore – …
Thanks, Boss, You’re So Kind.
Wow. You know management is a bunch of insensitive pricks if you work at Northwest Airlines. Why? Because after they decided to lay off workers, they gave these victims of the axe a book of helpful tips on how to save money, which included telling them to go dumpster-diving. Wow, talk about taking away someone’s …
You Did What?!
Here’s something that I’m sure will shock the hell out of pretty much anybody who knows anything about me, and maybe even disappoint a few people, likely the ones with poor taste in entertainment. After doing quite a bit of thinking, I’ve decided to give up my radio show. I hadn’t been completely happy with …
More Morons from the Morons’ Club
Here’s another letter to the editor about the spray-painting incident. I don’t know why the stream of letters on the subject interests me so much. Maybe I should stop posting them, because they’re probably boring everyone else to tears. At least this guy makes some sense, unlike that other pile of crap that was sent …
Stupid Day couldn’t be a Better Name!
Thordora came up with a good name for today. Stupid Day. It must be if a mother will let her children play in the *parking* lot and entrance of the apartment building where I live without thinking this was a bad idea or considering relocating their games to a giant park nearby. Seriously, I got …
>Here We Go Again
>Apparently handing out awards recognizing people for their many years of service to an organization is age discrimination now. In other news, some of you still don’t believe I’m right about the world being completely and utterly insane.
And Now It’s Time For Today’s Story That Makes Steve Seriously Consider Throwing Himself Over His Balcony
We, as a people, have now reached the point where we feel it necessary tocut the smoking scenes out of classic cartoons to prevent children from being exposed to unacceptable negative messages. If you just read that and either A don’t see a problem with it or B think it’s a good idea, I’d like …
