Ah crap! I forgot one big thing in my last post. But I think it needs mentioning. I was sitting waiting for someone yesterday. I didn’t expect it to be that cold, so I didn’t put Trixie’s coat on her. I felt so bad, because the sensitive little Californian pooch was shivering and shaking. I …
Monthly Archives: November 2007
Can I Pet Your Cute Puppy?
Ever since I’ve had Trixie, and have had to stop people from petting her, after they apologize, they tell me that I should get a sign for her that says “don’t pet me, I’m working”. I’ve never been a really big fan of the sign, as users who have used it haven’t had great success …
Poncho the Gator Went Chomp Chomp Chomp
Ok, this story starts off pretty mundane. Dude is running from cops, dude decides he should dive into a pond to get away, pond is full of aligators, and…so long, he’s movin’ on, his face no more you’ll see. But this is where it gets weird. Apparently, it’s a Florida state law that if a …
I’ve Got A Bike, You Can Ride It If You Like
Robert Stewart, the man who earned himself a spot in his local sex offender registry after being caught engaging in a little…uh…um…pedalphilia,has been sentenced to3 years probation. Sheriff Colin Miller said: “In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one …
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Someone Needs To Tell Her About The Boy Who Cried Wolf
I hope the woman in this story never gets raped for real, because if she does, no one will believe her. Gemma Gregory has falsely accused 7 men of rape 8 times, and the police have gotten to the point that they tell the guy being questioned that they think it’s “a load of rubbish.” …
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Ho Ho Holy Politically Correct Absurdity.
Gimme a break. That is all I can muster.
This Might Sting A Little, And Then Hurt A Lot
Ok, this story makes my head spin in about 3 zillion different directions, so fast that if I don’t try and write something down, something’s gonna blow. There is an unnamed anesthesiologist in Nassau County who used the same needle and syringe for five years! Is that making your head spin? Get ready for it …
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To Be Used On Both Heads?
If you thought lead-laiden products from China were bad, what do you think of hair bands made of recycled used condoms? Yup, used. How the hell do they dispose of used condoms in China that someone could get access to them? Does someone have to go through the garbage looking for them? *gag* And worse …
Diabetic Shock Meets Electric Shock
If you’re driving through the Ozarks and you have Diabetes, make damn sure that you’re wearing a medical alert bracelet proclaiming your condition. Otherwise, if you have a blood sugar drop, and you are incoherent in your car and police want you out of the car, they might think you’re drunk and taser you, just …
This One Seems Too Easy, But What The Hell
Accused of embezzling nearly $20,000 from the company she worked for isMary Puccia Crook.
