Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
I realize that Carolyn Ragan here has had some medical problems, but when you’re 5 feet tall and 275 pounds, you have to expect that somebody’s going to say something like that to you eventually. You also have to realize that the person who does isn’t automatically a horrible prick, he might just be hitting …
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You know you’re down on your luck when you try to rob a bank and the bank has moved, so there you are, waving your gun around the Water District Office. I would kill to see the look on that dude’s face when he realized that, in fact, they didn’t have any money, it’s not …
If you and your buddies decide tomug a guy and mess him up a bit because some of you are angry at life and feel like beating somebody up,why not just leave it at that? Seriously, no good can possibly come from giving him a call the next day so you can make fun of …
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Hey LaKeitha Watson-Atkinson, how the hell did you manage to shove 6 purses into your pants? That’s impressive. More impressively, how did you manage to get smoked by your getaway car twice? Even more, how did you not end up seriously injured right there? But the funniest part is even though you managed to get …
I mentioned a dentist who liked to give chest massages, um, apparently in an attempt to illeviate a rare jaw disorder in my original pile of dentists from hell, but since that link is no longer working, I can’t verify if this one, Mark Anderson, is the same guy. If he isn’t, well we can …
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Here’s another sign that there are a lot of lonely Japanese out there. A company makes a toy for adults that acts like it’s listening to them. Apparently it looks like a small potted plant and it nods its leaves when it hears sound. They even advertise it as something to listen to you when …
Can anyone out there tell me how it’s possible to swing one’s genetals? When I think “swing,” I think of swinging a bat or a stick. I guess a penis is a stick, but…is it ever big enough to swing? And I’m not talking about things that happen in a porno either.
Wow. I guess Adolph Hitler Campbell and company have been taken by family services. Nobody’s being clear on why they were taken, some are even being unclear on whether they were taken at all, but it sounds like something is going on, because there’s going to be a hearing on where they’ll live for the …
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Maybe I’m stupid, but isn’t throwing away $100 an hour for a hypnotist to convince you you’re a millionaire counterproductive? If you put that money away, you would know how much money you had and you wouldn’t need to be hypnotized. But maybe they’re halfway to being filthy rich. They’re already throwing money away on …
Is it really a good idea to stick your wang into something connected to your computer via USB? But that’s exactly what the creators of RealTouch want people to do. A guy is supposed to hook it to a computer, and then put “a body part of a man’s choosing” into the other end, log …
