It’s Not Easy Being Green Part II

Over the course of having trixie, I’ve learned a lot of stuff. Some I had to learn quickly, some tidbits have floated in slowly. One thing I hadn’t given a lot of thought to, until recently, was poop bags. When I got Babs, I tried to prepare as much as I could, even though that …

So Is It God’s Fault For Building This Guy Dumb Out Of The Box Or Is It His Own For Acting That Way?

If you’ve ever found yourself in the unfortunate position of arguing religion with somebody, at some point you’ve definitely had a conversation a lot likethis one.I’m sure that at least some of the people you talk to probably come off a bit smarter than the guy in this video, but the logic he’s trying to …

Eating A Doughnut And Abortion Rights. Yeah, They’re So Similar

Um, erm, uh, what? I’m trying to follow this chain of logic. On the day of Obama’s inauguration, Krispy Kreme is giving a free doughnut of the customer’s choice to each customer. They say it’s to celebrate the people’s freedom to choose their new president. But some anti-abortion nutcakes have decided that no, no, any …

If We Get Married, What Will My Name Be?

A while back when I wrote aboutthe woman who lived with her boyfriend for 8 months but didn’t know what his last name was,I honestly thought I’d never see something like that again. Well,turns out I was wrong. Amherst, NYA Southcreek Court woman reported that she let her boyfriend borrow her truck to run a …

I’m Having A Party. Hopefully The Loot Bag Will Show Up Later

I understand there are mixed reactions towards vaccinating kids against Chicken Pox. But what I don’t understand are the parents who hold Chicken Pox Parties. Yup, you heard that right. A parent of a kid with Chicken Pox puts up an ad, and people come over, some of them driving for hours, to encourage their …

Guess I’ll Be Throwing In The Golden Gate About Now

Ok Carin, I see yourSobbing John Rempeland raise youSimple Shane Symington. Not only did this fellow get scammed by the Nigerians once when he paid a woman who emailed him about her sick mother a bunch of money for her care and then a bunch more for her funeral when the treatment didn’t work out …

Hey John Rempel, Interested In Some Ocean Front Property In Arizona?

Usually, when a story like that of sobbing John Rempel comes to light, we say “What an idiot!” But in this case, we have to say “What a whole family of idiots!” This guy got one of those emails promissing heaps and heaps of dough from a deceased but previously unknown relative’s estate, if he’d …

im tellin on u hahaha ur toast

File this one under we have no understanding of the minds of children. Pupils will be able to text a police hotline if they have seen a classmate carrying a knife from today.They will be able to make an anonymous police report by texting 88551 with the name, or nickname, of the pupil, the school …

Being Grounded? That’s Something They Did In The Olden Days

Remember back in June when that girl took her dad to court for grounding her? Remember how I said I saw bad things on the horizon? Well, here they come. It’s not so much that he’s asking what the rights of parents are, it’s the fact that a court might define them even more strictly. …

Leave The Earplugs, Brian

To any of you who rememberMicrosoft’s PDC 2008 ad,it’s obvious that none of the considerable genius in the company’s offices found its way to the marketing department. that song still creeps into my head from time to time, making me think seriously about suing for damages. But while you can make a pretty strong case …