Steve and I were feeling silly and inspired, so we decided to do something new. I’m not sure if this is a success or a failure, I guess whoever dares to go exploring will tell us. Because Ro got all cute and made me a happy birthday YouTube video, we decided to make a recording …
Monthly Archives: February 2010
I’ve Got Wood In My Wood
Folks, we’ve got ourselves a possible humping! A 21-year-old fellow by the name of William Shaw has been banned by the courts from entering Airdrie, Scotland’s Central Park, at least until claims that while he was there hedropped trou and tried to have sex with a treeare resolved. It is alleged he dropped his trousers …
Dance With The Devil
I feel sorry for this dance instructor. It sounds like he would have gotten, well, quite the shock. It all started when Kevin Johnson called him and asked for some dance lessons. But when Johnson showed up at the instructor’s door, he came with some other plans in mind. I guess he was morally offended …
>An Open Letter To Vesa Toskala
>Down Goes Brownhas written a fabulously entertaining response to Vesa Toskala’s comment that he couldn’t wait to wash the blue and white out of his gear. Dear Vesa, Thanks for stopping by my blog. I’ll pause for a moment while you configure your screen reading software. It’s now been ten days since you were traded. …
>Booboo Dog Gets A Post
>I’m feeling all sappy about the Trixter, so I thought I’d write about her. I would have had this up yesterday, but it got kinda busy and I ran out of time. I don’t know if I’ve ever written about how much cooler it is to go to the mall with a dog than it …
Sinking Like A Sunset
I’d like to start this off by saying that I do, as a human being, feel bad for this family. Sitting in a hospital watching a loved one suffer from horrible injuries and hoping that against all odds he’ll survive and have a somewhat normal life isn’t something I would wish for anybody to go …
Career Change Cops And Dog?
What a complete and utter clusterfuck this looks like. It reminds me of that story ofthose surgeons fighting in the operating room. This is the story that South Bend police are saying happened. Cpl. Joshua Morgan was chasing a guy who stole a car. When the guy crashed the car and started to run, Morgan …
Now He May Get A Different Kind Of Sex Education
This reason given for why the kid did what he did ranks right up there with the guy saying his poor vision caused him to touch the wrong person. Anthony Gigliotti took pictures of 139 girls without their consent. When he was busted, he said he did it because the sex ed was inadequate at …
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Hopefully The Movies Are Being Tested For DVD
Rick C. Musgnung is either honest to a fault or has quite the messed up sense of what’s ok and what isn’t. During his sentencing hearing on charges of corruption of minors, open lewdness, possession of drug paraphernalia and disorderly conduct, he freely admitted to throwing humpings to some movies, a gumball machine, the floor …
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Blackburial
Remember back when I was all excited about the new Blackberry screenreader? Well, as time went on and press releases came out, my excitement turned to disbelief and suspicion. First, the press releases hardly gave any info. They spent more time raving about how you can customize the speed and pitch of the voice than …