He Stops The Killings But Starts The Beatings.

So here’s an irony for ya. Warren Jackson, an anti-violence speaker for a group called “We Stop The Killings”, was arrested for domestic battery. Hmmm. That’ll probably make his speeches a little less motivational, especially for his wee little kid who saw him smacking the woman around in the back of his car. I love …

I Guess It was Beyond Help From Tuning

Thanks Ann for this one. Now that’s just weird. Suddenly, out in the middle of Biscayne Bay, there’s a piano! Nobody knows how it got there, all they know is someone placed it on a sand bar at the highest point to make sure it doesn’t go under at high tide. How the hell could …

Sign The Card For Bernard

Well, this January is continuing to scrape the bottom of the barrel of sucktitude for way too many people. I just received the following message. Dear All, It has recently come to the attention of me that Bernard who tirelessly has worked on our communities behalf through his efforts with Solona.net has fallen ill… the exacting …

If Ifs And Buts Were Keystrokes And Nuts…

If onlyKeith R. Griffinhad known about and installedPawSense,his life could have been drastically different, especially where making the news for being a slow-witted pervert is concerned. When cats walk or climb on your keyboard, they can enter random commands and data, damage your files, and even crash your computer. This can happen whether you are …

Where’s My Remote Control?

We have yet another case of some numbnut using a lighter as a light source…and starting an inferno. This one was the 19-year-old son of Karen Rhine. He couldn’t find the remote control, and it was under his bed. So, he thought a lighter could provide the needed light. Oh boy did it provide light, …

I Couldn’t Flip Off The Deck And That Made Me Flip Out, So Now You Can Flip The Pages Of My Jail Assignment

Dallas Smith, 18, who as previously mentionedstabbed a dude for teasing her about having smelly feet,has beensentenced to 15 months in jail and told to complete a six-page research paper on the topic of excess alcohol consumption’s tendency to destroy lives.She has until May of 2012 to write the report. “Let me be absolutely clear: …

I’m Starting With The Man In The Mirror, I’m Asking Him To Change His Ways

We’re just getting word of this now, but better late than never, as they say. And besides, the irony tag needs some love, so here goes. Resident Ricardo West is charged with one count of first-degree criminal sexual conduct, which carries a sentence of 25 years to life in prison; three counts of second-degree criminal …

Fountain Of Stupid

We now have a name for the texting chick who fell into the fountain. It’s Cathy A. Cruz Marrero, and she’s suing the mall security for releasing her video to YouTube. The funny part is she would have been completely unidentifiable from the video, but she started demanding apologies and suing over it. But she …

Grandpa Got Run Over By His Blood Alcohol Level

Here’s a little note. If you’re going to take your year and a half-old grandson for a stroll, especially along a highway, do it sober, please. If you’re too drunk, you might just pass out beside the stroller, next to the highway. And here’s another little side note. When police ask you what’s wrong, a …

Wells To The Angels? How Did That Happen?

Of all the things I was not expecting to hear last night,the news that Vernon Wells had been traded straight up to the Angels for Mike Napoli and Juan Riveracomes in pretty high on the list. I’ve had all night to digest this trade, and I still have no idea how in hell Alex Anthopoulos …