>Holy crap. Exactly how drunk do you have to be to get hit by a train and not know it? Leonard Nickelray says he had been drinking and was walking home groovin’ to his apparently way too loud iPod when the train came up behind him and wompled him. He flew through the air, but …
Monthly Archives: February 2011
She Won’t Do The Dishes At Home? Well, She’s Doing Them Here.
Here’s another valuable lesson. If you’re going to be dumb enough to dine and dash, don’t leave your 12-year-old daughter behind. Also, don’t then call the sheriff’s department and claim that your daughter was kidnapped. That would have been a strange meal. Melissa Ashley Graham and her daughter sit down to dinner, and Graham orders …
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One Of Life’s Great Mysteries Ruined By Reality
The mystery of the Biscayne Bay piano has been solved. The mystery behind the original prank was solved last week when 16-year-old Nicholas Harrington admitted placing the piano on the sandbar as part of a creative project designed to win him a college admission. He was ordered to remove the piano within 24 hours, though …
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Something Malignant Is Spreading, But It’s Not Cancer
We have yet another cancer-faker, but this one was in B.C. What is up with this? Tina Sammons told lots of close relatives that she had cancer, needed a kidney transplant and other stuff, but because she was an American citizen, she didn’t have health coverage in Canada. They gave money, but I guess her …
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He Didn’t Catch The Train, But The Train Caught Him
Since we have talked so much about people crossing the tracks and not hearing or seeing the oncoming train and then getting smucked by it, I thought this video had a place here. Apparently this guy was moving rather slowly. I don’t know, because the audio in the video doesn’t mention how fast he was …
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This Program Is Brought To You By People Who Aren’t Using Their Inside Voices
I said all I had to say on the topic of overly loud TV commercials whenthe United States took a step towards putting an end to them,so this post serves only to remind you of that and to answer the when is Canada going to do the same question. The answer, and thank Christ for …
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Get On The Strait And Narrow
Sing a song of calamity. Here’s another guy who is not meant for a life of crime, although it seems crime goes far back in his life. Things were not going well for Randall Scott Strait at all when he decided to rob a corner store. First of all, he didn’t even come with a …
They Got It All Wrong With This Song About Schlongs…
Ya know, I would have had no problem with the lyrics in this video talking about contraception, which was put out by Midnight Beast in combination with Marie Stopes international, except for two lines.“One up the bum, and it’s no harm done.One up the bum, and you won’t be a mum.” But ya still could …
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This Story Took Me To My Unhappy Place
Holy hell! This is just insane! It’s insane enough that a nurse would steal painkillers from a patient, but more insane is that the rest of the team carried on the procedure even though the patient was in obvious pain! Excuse me? They had to hold him down to finish. Hold him down? Wouldn’t someone …
You Don’t Have A Virus, But This Scam Is Spreading Like One
This happened last Monday, and I’ve been meaning to write about it ever since in the hopes that it might help someone else. The phone rang, and the caller ID said number unknown, but I decided to pick it up anyway. It then rang in my ear. Auto-dialer fail! Then, a heavily accented voice started …
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