Dave Bidini, who you might remember as that guy from Rheostatics among other places, has decided to take a crack at a Rob Ford campaign song. The result is Ford More Years, and I think I like it. The song doesn’t really rhyme or anything, but since it’s made up pretty much entirely of things …
Monthly Archives: June 2014
I Think I Want A Mac
As some of you know, I’m still in the market for a new computer. Which kind I should get is proving to be a hell of a puzzler, though. For a while I was pretty much talked into getting a Mac and running Windows in some form of virtual machine so I could still have …
The Attitude
Here is another dive into the backlog that is stuff we have to post about. Gill sent this to us, but I felt I couldn’t put it up until I wrote my epic about my gallbladder adventures. Since I barely squeaked that up in time to start another work week, Gill’s post took a back …
Another Little Kid Takes On YYZ And Crushes It
And now, here’s Rush’s YYZ, but with a twist. That twist? The drummer is 7 years old. Yes, the 6-year-old from a couple years ago has some competition. Yup, you might as well go have a beer now. You’re not doing anything better than this today. And if you happen to get the urge to …
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What Are The Chances?
Ro tipped me off to this story yesterday (Look at me, remembering to credit people twice in a row!), and said she’d never heard of something like it happening before. I know I have, and I’m pretty sure at least one case of it is on the site somewhere. Carin,this is the part where I …
Voting, Accessible Voting And A Voting Song Of Questionable Enjoyability
We spent a decent little chunk of time a few weeks back on different versions of Jolene. It was fun, so let’s revisit it, shall we? Only this time we’ll do so in topical parody form, because of course there would be a version made for the upcoming Ontario election. I wonder who this guy’s …
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had She Taken The Advice Imparted By Her Name, We May Not Be Here Right Now
If you want to make it easy for the cops to catch you driving drunk for the seventh time, feel free to drive the wrong way, forcing your fellow motorists off the road as you go. But if that’s not enough of a gift, definitely do be sure to smell of liquor and make sure …
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I Now Pronounce You Old, Smashed, Creepy And Gross
I’m hardly what you’d call religious, but even I understand that it takes a special sort of person to have sex on a church lawn. But it takes an even more special (Specialer?) type to do it in broad daylight…during a wedding…that isn’t your own…and that you weren’t even invited to. Stone then approached Sandra …
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Cinnagun
The surprising part of this story isn’t that some crazy person threatened people in a Burger King with death by shotgun. The part that really gets me is that people still eat at Burger King. Seriously, why? I may have said this before, but it apparently needs repeating. I can eat nothing but fries in …
There’s Always Room For S H O T S
There’s driving drunk. There’s driving obviously drunk. And then there’s driving around town with Jell-O shooters in your pockets drunk Cathy Sanchez, 28, was driving on Highway 10 around 2 AM when a cop spotted her vehicle speeding and swerving across the road. Upon pulling over Sanchez’s Buick LeSabre, a Glyndon Police Department officer detected …
