Ok, it’s time. This old house is finally getting the rest of that upgrade we’ve been talking about. We’ll have a whole new layout pretty soon which is going to be great and hopefully allow us to do a lot of things a lot more easily than we can right now. You might notice some …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
A Happy Egg Is A Processed Egg
I didn’t think boiling eggs was all that difficult, butperhaps I’m wrong. TheHappy Egg Company,who’s website is completely inaccessible to blind people unless I’m missing something, is now selling packs of preboiled and preshelled free range eggs for folks who “love free range eggs but don’t have the time or knack to prepare a boiled …
Everybody Loves Dumbasses
Since I am nothing if not a fair man, I must take a moment to be fair to Katy Perry, who is not in fact the dumbest person to soil the set of who Wants to Be A Millionaire. I thought she would be a shoe-in, but once again I have been reminded of something …
Up, Up And In Flames, My Lighter Fluid Balloon
Why do I get the sense that these idiot kids started out playing either kick the flaming ball or lighter fluid tag? Note to the parents of the 12-year-old: Your son is a maniac, get him some help before he kills somebody. Finally, the kids admitted to filling a water balloon with lighter fluid and …
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Snap Into A Store Clerk
If most of us found ourselves in a Cracker Barrel that didn’t have what we were looking for, we’d likely just turn around and leave. That’s because most of us aren’t Nancy A. Ward. If we were, rather than walking out and continuing the search, we would respond to our adversity by throwing apple juice, …
That’s Not Nice, It Was Probably Just Playing
Who the fuck gets into a fight with an opossum, and over what? I can’t answer the second part of that question, but the answer to the first is41-year-old Kevin A. Temple. Temple was observed by police walking on the sidewalk holding a live opossum by the tail. He told police he had gotten into …
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You Want Me To What?
I know I’m being childish, but read this line and tell me without clickinghereif you think this guy is nabbing a thief or looking for dates. The security guard approached the 44-year-old yesterday at a Dapto supermarket and demanded he produce the meat from within his pants. You’re telling me that was the best way …
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Advocacy Group Decries PETA’s Inhumane Treatment Of Women
Is Anything Ever This Guy’s Fault?
The New Brunswick national anthem controversy just doesn’t want to die. Erik Millett, the man who made the call to stop the daily singing of O Canada at Belleisle Elementary School while he was principal there now claims that one of the parents who led the charge to have his decision reversed is an immigrant-hating …
United Still Breaks Guitars
A while ago Carin talked aboutpoor Dave Carroll and his go round with United airlines after their baggage monkeys destroyed his expensive guitar.In the second video she linked, Carroll promised that there were more songs to come, and true to his word,here’s song 2. A lot more went into making this one than the first. …