Shit-Faced, Shit-Pantsed, Shit For Brains

You’ve gotta be a special kind of drunk to piss and shit all over yourself and then drive around like that, but you’ve gotta be a special kind of moron to, after you sober up, plead with the officers to leave the embarrassing details out of the arrest report. Not gonna happen, especially when you’re …

This Whole Thing Stinks

If this went down the way Anne-Marie Gray says it did, then she should sue ’em, and sue ’em good. The story goes that Gray had worked for ESPN basically since it started, and had had no reprimands. Then she developed Irritable Bowel Syndrome, which can cause some pretty sudden diarrhea. That can get even …

You Have A Brown Back, And They Have Your Greenbacks!

If you’re in Toronto, decide to take out some money at an ATM and suddenly find yourself squirted with poop, and surrounded by men who want to help you clean it up, do not let them help you. It’s a trick to let them hold your purse while you clean yourself off…and then they take …

I’m Flingin’ My Feces, While I Drive The Bus

I don’t think I can speak. I’m just going to let the article do the talking. School Bus feces: School bus driver fired after being caught relieving herself on bus You understand why I’m speechless now? Neighbors first showed FOX6 where the driver allegedly was dropping off bags filled with her own waste. It was …

10 Strange Beers From Around The World

In Canada, this coming weekend is a long holiday one, and you know what that means. Beer, and hopefully lots of it. But if you’re sick of the same old brew and want something different,here are a few you may not have tried,which may or may not be a good thing. Pizza Beer made the …

Not So Pleasant Grave-Disturber in Pleasant Grove

Um, eeewwww. What kind of deranged freak digs up a corpse and takes a foot…just because he wanted it? Then he was just walkin’ out of the cemetery, lum dee dum, with the foot in a bag. Somebody saw it, why some other poor soul was around the cemetery at 3 in the morning I …

Take Me Out Of The Ballgame, Once I Chuck On The Crowd

For what it’s worth and because there are always at least 2 sides to every story, here’s a little more on Matthew Clemmens, the fellow who threw up on the 11-year-old daughter of a police officer during an incident at a Phillies game. According to his uncle Dave, Clemmens was not drunk and did not …

He Sure Shook The Place Up

Eeewww. Can you imagine arresting someone who was just walkin’ around with an anal vibrator inside him? Gross! It all started because they noticed something on him that they thought was meth. So they arrested and searched him, and noticed a wire leading from some kind of on-off switch to, um, his ass. They were …