This unnamed 50-year-old man needs to grow up. He thought it would be funny to dump “stink bomb liquid” on the floor of Wal-Mart and spray “Super Fart spray” around. He dumped and sprayed so much that 75 people had to be evacuated, and several had headaches and were feeling nauseated. Fire crews had to …
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It’s Neither Smart, Nor Bacon
I’m glad I’d eaten a little while before reading about this attrocity masquerading as bacon. They call it “smart bacon.” There is nothing in it that resembles bacon. It is bacon for vegetarians/vegans. Just read this list of ingredients and tell me you do not want to hurl. Water, soy protein isolate, wheat gluten, soybean …
He Was Acting Like A Dog, He’s Where He Belongs
Oh my my my. That’s quite the arrest report on now ex-sheriff’s deputy Samuel Bledsoe. Something tells me he won’t have any luck getting his job back. I guess he was driving somewhere with his father-in-law, and they decided to have some drinks. Obviously both he and his father in law had too much, judging …
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What A Way To Say Happy Valentine’s Day
Here’s a little tip for Torontonians. If you decide to go eat at Mildred’s Temple Kitchen, for god’s sake, don’t use the unisex bathrooms. For sure, don’t use them Valentine’s Day weekend. Why? Because the restaurant’s co-owner is encouraging people to have sex in there. Apparently, people have done it before, so they thought they’d …
The Botfly, The Little Botfly
After I watched this video about a woman with a Botfly larva in her head, I couldn’t get her out of my head. Ug. *shiver* Any sighties out there, does it look bad? It sounds positively ug. This seriously sounds like something from a horror movie. I love how she goes from “Oh my god …
Why Not Just Ask Where The Washroom Is?
Ug! What would possess someone to piss all over a Wal-Mart meat counter? I guess we can ask Robert T. Jenkins, he’s in jail unless someone pays $25000 to get him out. He destroyed $600-worth of steak and other meat. This story is light on details, but it has a few big errors. According to …
Akron Shitty Center
I would hate to be Shawn Pouliot right now. But if the story went the way he says it does, I hope he wins the lawsuit. According to him, he went to a downtown Akron hotel, the Akron City Centre Hotel, one night, and had an unfortunate accident where his colostomy pouch broke, spreading its …
You May Be Slippery, But You Still Got Caught
Yuck! Can you imagine serving drinks, and then suddenly noticing that one of the patrons was staring at you while playing with himself? When you call police and they come, he runs off, leaving his tub of Vaseline at the scene. Then, he comes back a couple of days later, and he must have found …
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More Bad Ads
Here we go with a few commercials that have caught our attention. While I was at home, I happened to walk by the TV, which is near the table where we eat. As I did, I heard something to the effect of “You’re in a tropical paradise…when it hits you. The gut-wrenching panic of traveller’s …
Putting Their Money Where Your Maggots Are
I’m not really a Starbucks guy, but if I’m ever there and for whatever reason need to return something, I’m pretty confident after readingthisthat I’ll get my refund without too much trouble. When they say you can return anything for any reason they apparently aren’t kidding, even if your anything is a cup of steamed …
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