Wow. There’s a new weapon to try and use to fend off police officers while trying to shoplift. Nothing will gross them out like a well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin. Those are their words, repeatedly used, not mine. But even funnier than the repeated use of those words is this priceless piece of writing. …
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Looks Like You Ended Up Where You Belong
These three little brats, or at least one of them, got the best punishment ever. they decided to steal from a tip box. It was put there so that a local charity could maintain portable toilets around a park. As they ran away, the fastest of them fell into a makeshift latrine dug by some …
The Guide Dogs Hurka Gurka Clock
This just came into my inbox, and I laughed, laughed, and laughed some more. Maybe the sane among us would only snore at this, but I thought dog-owners would laugh along with me. I didn’t write this. It was written by a guy named Tom K. GuideDog Owners! Have you ever had to make excuses …
I Didn’t Want That Kind Of Travel Bug
Last night, I talked to another dude who does geocaching, and somehow we got talking about my theories on geocaching gone bad. He, like W.S.g, says he’s never found anything malicious in a geocache. Wow! I’m truly amazed! Maybe there’s hope for us after all. But he did tell me a gross story that happened …
An Aptly-Named Wacko
In the case of this lune, they never said how she was related to the kids in the car. for their sake, I hope she’s not their mom. I mean, for starters, she was high as a kite while driving them around. It’s bad enough she was driving them around while high, but if that’s …
Now We’re Really Desperate To Get People To Floss!
Yuck! bacon-flavoured dental floss? For a split second, when I saw that, I thought it was for flossing a dog’s teeth. Nope. It’s for people. Blech! Maybe Steve from “Steve, Don’t Eat It!” should floss with it and see how it compares with Beggin Strips! *Gag*!
Does That Sound Good To You?
Since we’re heading out for some May long weekend food and drinks, I got thinking about two food commercials I’ve heard recently that make me want to hurl! The first was Subway raving about their new pizzas. Mmm! Pizza! They tell you it’s topped right in front of me! Mmm! With whatever I want. Mmm! …
No, I’m Not Shaking Your Hand, And I’m Definitley Not Smelling Your Finger
We all get lonely sometimes, but lonely enough to pay $15 for a bottle of stuff that smells like a vagina that we can dab on our hands to make jerking off just a little more realistic? The erotic and intimate scent of an irresistible woman has been encapsulated into a small glass bottle, not …
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Jibber Jabber, Chit Chat, and Tech Talk
I don’t know what’s up with me right now, but I’m full of this unfocused, nervous energy. I’m about as distracted as Trixie after she just saw a pup she likes. I thought maybe, just maybe, I could write a post and get that energy out. So here’s some randomness…ooo! A squirrel! I find the …
I Think I’ll Pass…Whether I Want To Or Not
Buttered popcorn. Cheese pizza. Moldy cheese. Earwax. Pencil shavings. Vomit. What do all of those things have in common? They’re allactual jelly bean flavours. I’m gonna go harf now.