I took a cab ride last night. I had one of those really nice, talkative drivers, so we had a pretty good conversation as we went. At one point we started talking about jobs that people think are easy but really aren’t, and driving a taxi came up. I said I’d never consider that to …
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What Time Does The Number 2 Get Here?
Some guy taking a dump at a bus stop and then calmly leaving when his bus arrives really isn’t all that funny or out of the ordinary on its own, but the moment being captured on a security camera belonging to a store that sells toilets certainly ups the amusement factor, so let’s go with …
Fart Metal
This is completely disgusting and immature, but I’m not gonna lie. I laughed. Hard. Especially once it got to about a minute 20 or so in. Before that it’s just sort of there, but stick with it. You may or may not be glad you did. FART METAL! I have done it! Here is FART …
Way To Be, Tipshit
Tempting as it may be, you’re not supposed to tip over a portable toilet to get someone out of it, officers. Four officers from the Memphis Police Department have been suspended after pushing over the portable potty. Inside was 31-year-old Joseph Hampton, whom the cops suspected of criminal trespass and evading arrest. As he stepped …
I’ll Have A Large Trouble Trouble, Extra Cream
Listen up, fellas. I’m gonna say this one more time. It probably won’t be the last time mind you, but a guy can dream. No matter how much you like the girl and want nothing more in this world than for her to just like you back, there are much, and I really do mean …
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He’s In Some Real Deep Shit Now
it’s been a few years since we’ve written about David Truscott, but he’s back at it, going after the same people. And as sometimes happens in cases like these, I think we’ve hit the point where it’s not quite so funny anymore. He made the new threats shortly after being released from jail and transferred …
Massa-choo-shits
Today in “People do things like this in groups?”, police are looking for 4 people who are reported to have shat onto the top of a train as it passed under a bridge. Officials say they received a report from a P&W railroad conductor that on Monday, four people standing on a train bridge at …
I Think He Had More Than A Snoring Problem
I read about this story not too long after I was out of the hospital. In true me fashion, I let out a scream when it got crazy…and then thought, in light of current circumstances, maybe that was dumb. Poor Steve, the scream must have been pretty painful-sounding, because he came in a hurry, thinking …
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Ham Banana Rolls: Because We Haven’t Ruined Anyone’s Lunch In A While
If I’ve learned anything from listening to old time radio and watching old PSAs, it’s that the people of the decades previous to my birth were expected to purchase and ingest some pretty questionable things. And while I realize that this carries on to this day, it doesn’t change the fact that in 1947, this …
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Hoaxing The Media With Chef Keith
Have you ever come across one of those cooking segments on TV and either thought quietly to yourself or said aloud “Gross! What the fuck is that supposed to be?” If yes, congratulations. You have an eye more critical than that of producers and hosts employed by at least 5 television news departments. Nick Prueher, …
