People Who Don’t Like It Can Go To Fucking Hell. No, I mean The Brewery! Really!

Remember the town of Fucking, Austria? Well, they’ve been mentioned in another news story. A german brewery has gotten the ok to call a beer Fucking Hell, and put the words “Fucking Hell” on clothing, supposedly because the beer is being named after the town of Fucking, and the word Hell means light ale in …

He’ll Be Dumped Now

Alrighty. So let’s get this logic straight. Austin Horries Purifoy didn’t want to get caught smoking by his girlfriend, but he thought it would be ok if he busted into her car with a rock, stole some money from her car and then took a dump on her back seat. That’d be just fine. Too …

Up Your Nose With Some Learning Material

Not sure how we missed this at the time, but it has come to my attention that one of the “two hardworking police officers” who made the “honest mistake” of leaving a packet of cocaine from a training kit in a Naples, florida Best Western last year wasLinda Lines. I realize that profiling is considered …

Just Call Him Sir Smoke-A-Lot

There isn’t much to this story, a dude serves his sentence for dealing pot and then immediately smokes pot on his way home in the car. Yeah that’s dumb, but whatever. But what caught my attention was his name. Sir James Smith. Sir? Can anybody just slap a “Sir” on their name? Well, Sir James …

I Drink Alone. Yeah, With Nobody Else. And You Know When I Drink Alone, I Prefer That My Van Be Ablaze

Here’s a bit of free legal advice. If the police haul you in on suspicion of driving under the influence, it is generally a good idea to hire a lawyer and fight as best you can. However, if the vehicle you were cruising around in when the police hauled you in on suspicion of driving …

Mmmmmmmmm…Silver Medal

I’m sure that Germans everywhere are very proud of the silver medal in men’s single’s luge, but proud of the guy who won it…might have to think for a second on that one. As the story goes, the second best luger in the world was asked by photographers if they could get a picture of …