This story of non-emergency 911 calls brings up a couple of questions. First, what kind of a name is Hee Orama? It makes me think she’s a great big gigglefest. Second, why did she suddenly start calling 911 for stupid reasons? First it was about a guy lying about marrying her, and then about stuff …
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I Wonder What He Was Drinking At The Time
What are the odds that a person found lying in the rain hammered would be from someplace called Brandywine?They’re about as good as you’d likely have expected. Hopefully if Dale Lee Buckler ever dries out and remembers the evening’s events he’ll have a nice chuckle about that with the rest of us.
It’s Finger Charrin’ Bad
Wholly fucking crap! That was my reaction upon readingthis,which could very well be the peak of the food feuds tag. The story goes that Mohamed Wahani asked roommate Sahal Said to buy some chicken for him. Said did, but he apparently bought a whole one instead of a quarter. This so infuriated Wahani that after …
My Ruined Life Is A Series Of Beeps
I’ve gotten a few errant text messages from time to time, but never have I decided that I should meet the wrong number-texter and fight. But that’s what Scott Allen Elder and Brian Matison decided to do. They met in a parking lot and Elder, who actually is the younger of the two men, shot …
I’m Sure He Thought The Sentence Was Crap Too
Remember our old pal Weusi McGowan? The one who smeered his lawyer with crap and threw some at the jury? Well, he got 31 years in the slammer. I guess they checked him for any bags of crap, because there was no word of him hurling anything at the judge after that sentence.
For Some Reason I Can’t Help But Wonder About All The References To Children
There’s so much going on here that I’m not sure where to begin. A woman named Hooker won an award for being the “Lay Person of the Year”. Her husband’s name is B.J. B.J. is currently a pastor at the Big Woods Congregational Methodist Church. In the article we also get to learn about where …
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Maybe She Should Have Secured The Box With A Few More Knots
So, Jackie Denise Knott, which is it? Was it that the box was secure on top of your van, held there by a clothes hanger, or was it that you needed your 13-year-old daughter to hold it in place? You can’t have it both ways. It’s a good thing the van was found before both …
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Last Time I checked, Breasts Weren’t Part Of My Mouth
I was just saying to Steve that we hadn’t seen a freaky dentist show up in a while, and I was worried we wouldn’t find any more. Oh how I was wrong. I would have rather been right, but it was not to be. Benva Oshana Lazar is quite the prize. He has molested at …
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He Certainly Put the Poo In Pool
Ug. Now there’s something I wouldn’t want to have happen. A Florida family suddenly heard something crash into their pool screen and fall into their pool. It turned out to be a naked, drunk man covered in poop. Yup. When they recognized him, he ran away, but police tracked him, Robert Stark Higgins, down. All …
People For The Poor Naming Of Websites
PETA, source of endless material that it is, has done it again. I have no idea how long it’s been like this, butclick on over to the organization’s blogand have a gander at what they named it. I understand what they were going for, but did nobody bother to say PETA Files out loud a …