I’m impressed by the guy on the roller coaster. He read a lot more of those facts than I thought he would. I actually like roller coasters and I don’t think I could do that. And I kind of want to try those hot wings, too. I’m not what I used to be now that …
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Why Are You Complaining? It Says & More Right On The Sign
Of all the places you might expect to find a hidden cell phone camera taking video of men using the washroom, who would ever think it could happen at a place called We Spy? On Monday, the Tarpon Springs Police Department said a customer was using the men’s restroom at the “We Spy Coffee & …
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I’m Not Bailing You Out, Dad
Knifepoint robbery goes poorly is a story that comes up fairly regularly. But knifepoint robbery goes poorly because the victim recognizes the perpetrator as his dad? I think that might be a new one. The 17-year-old victim had used the cash machine close to his home to withdraw £10. He saw a hooded man dressed …
I Don’t Think It Worked
It’s hard for me to sit here, especially these days, and bag on anyone for wanting to remove sadness, negativity and pain from their lives. I will say, however, that in my experience, simply pouring some of the alcohol from the bottle into myself rather than onto something that I’m trying to set on fire …
Love That Damage At Popeyes
I don’t understand this thing lately where a mistake is made, someone gets angry, the mistake is fixed, but then the angry person feels the need to cause a disturbance anyway. Also, the best chain restaurant biscuits are Red Lobster’s and it’s not close, but the ones at Popeyes aren’t bad, in case you were …
C Is For Cappy
Whether or not you truly are owed a free cookie, I understand putting up a bit of a fight for it if you think you are. Hell, it’s McDonald’s. They can afford to give you one even if you’re wrong. But this seems juuuuuust a tad overboard, no? Hendricks, a fast food manager herself it …
What Are You Repairing, The System With The Launch Codes On It!?
I’m not going to slag this woman too much for being taken in by the there is a problem with your computer, please contact support scam. I’ve had to bail a couple of nervous people out of that thing in my day. Thankfully they were smart enough to call me instead of the number on …
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Step Stool Pigeon
Sometimes, little kids are a little too honest. Get Carin to tell you her surprise blueberries story sometime if she hasn’t already. Or there’s the time I walked proudly into the house on my dad’s birthday, handed him the present in my hand and said “Happy birthday, dad! Here’s your hammer! Mom’s coming in with …
Go Back Where You Came From, Bus!
Cambridge man arrested for hate-motivated attack on bus: WRPS It’s not just the headline. the entire story is written in such a way as to suggest that this person was attacking a bus. The photo at the top is of a bus. The only other person we’re ever told about is the busdriver. And in …
I Hope A Wayward Cart Damages Your Precious Car, You Stupid Cow
Viral video sparks debate about shopping cart etiquette Not sure what the debate is here. Put your fuckin’ cart back when you’re done with it, ya lazy cunt is literally the only correct answer to this so-called conundrum. If you’re healthy enough to take it out, traipse around the store with it and then get …
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