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Here’s a good tip. When selecting a getaway route, it’s best to avoid one that has been clogged by traffic because of a car accident. On top of the fact that you can’t really move that fast, those traffic jams usually have police in ’em. This quote makes me giggle. St. Louis County police officers …
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Uh, if you were spending $100000 on a piece of land, wouldn’t you want to see it before paying for it? Not Bhola Sookram. And look at the trouble he’s in. Um, how rich is this guy? Maybe I could sell him some ocean front property in Arizona. How much money should I ask for?
Hey there Jose M. Diaz Jr. Maybe when you’re locked up in the maximum security jail, why they felt the need to do that I don’t know, you should get your eyes checked. I mean, who slams into a glass door so hard that he cuts his head and then thwonks a concrete post in …
Ug. Here’s another episode of “we’re so dumb, we can’t see through a joke.” apparently, there’s an email going around that is claiming that the U.S. voter turnout will be so ungodly high that voting needs to be split down the middle, with those voting republican coming to the polls on November 4, and those …
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What a horrible way to die, but also, what a preventable way to die. I commend 77-year-old Gérard Lacombe for wanting to maintain his wife and parents’ graves. but…couldn’t he have done it with the help of staff at the graveyard? did he have to do it alone at Thanksgiving? Did he have to crawl …
Attention fans ofThe Darwin Awards.Watch for the name David Stanifer. I have a feeling you’ll be seeing it one day if this is any indication. Flaming Pet Rat Starts Fire, Damages Titusville Home The quick and dirty of the story is that this guy and a couple of buddies were having some fun chasing their …
What? Someone managed to trick a village chief into telling people that government personnel were looking for people with tattoos of dragons on their faces? And two dudes fell for it? And this is the third time this has happened? And people think this weirdo has some kind of strange magical powers? Was he the …
Hey, Family and Children’s Services. You might wanna keep an eye on this nitwit. If she can’t even wait for the walk signal when pushing her eight-week-old baby across the street, what else is she doing to jeopardize this poor little thing’s safety? Luckily, this time, the kid only got minor injuries, but Christ! It’s …
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Tattoo clue led police to thief A car thief who had his name and date of birth tattooed on his neck was caught after CCTV images of him were used to track him down. Aarron Evans, 21, pleaded guilty at Bristol Magistrates’ Court to breaking into a covert capture car in the city. The car …
Kern County thieves make it easy for authorities Easy seems to be understating things a tad, but I’ll cut that headline some slack since I can’t come up with a word to describe something that’s easier than easy. Five brain surgeons decided to rob the building that once housed the Homestead restaurant in the hamlet …
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