I hate doing this because I should have enough brains to leave a comment under this post on Holly’s blog on my own. but every time I try, my brain fizzles out, and I can’t do it. I just shut down, kinda like my old dead computer did. I like Holly, but this post is …
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>And Boom Goes The Gas-Filled Vacuum
>I have only one question. Why? What a pair of idiots. Next time, use a Swiffer Wet Jet or something.
The Klueless Klan
This woman must be stupid. she must be. Either that or she knows more than she claims to, and is playing stupid because she thinks it’ll work. Oh crap that would still make her stupid. How else do you explain that she thought a black doll strapped to a cross would be a fine decoration, …
Amtrak: From Simple Comfort To A Raging Inferno
Brian Hopkins, 25, hasfiled a lawsuit against Amtrakover what he claims was the company’s failure to protect idiots like himself. Well, he didn’t quite put it that way, but he might as well have. In 2006, Mensa candidate Hopkins decided it would be just swell to climb on top of a stopped train and hang …
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The Minks Would Say Thanks If They Could
I don’t care what your views are on fur farming, so please, spare me the it’s awful speeches. The point here is that you can’t dispute that the animal rights nuts who broke into the Rippin fur farm and released 6000 minksare the worst kind of activists. A clue goes a long way guys, I …
How About Doing Some Actual Research?
Wow. Here’s further evidence that important folks in the U.S. legal system don’t understand the series of tubes that is the internet. The department of Homeland Security and the Board of Immigration Appeals used Wikipedia, a site edited by anyone with a computer, to decide that someone’s request for asylum should be denied. Finally, thank …
AHole In 1
Please, somebody help me figure this one out, because I’m just not getting it. What is it about playing golf for a living that makes the ability to speak English so important that there needs to be a policy saying that anybody on the LPGA tour who can’t will be suspended until they can pass …
I Asked for The Bag, Not The Old Bag!
Has this woman never flown before? Hopefully she’ll fly again, and read the instructions more carefully. Apparently, she thought the instructions told her to lie down on the conveyer belt, ya know, the ones designed for luggage. She did, and found herself in the baggage-handling centre, miraculously unharmed, and she even made her flight. I’m …
J O K E!
I can’t sleep, and then I see this. I’m angry, not because someone was horribly hurt, or someone was a tool, or some politician is passing a law to fuck us all over. No, I’m angry because this is once again proof that we are all getting inexorably dumber. I need to make an effort …
A Recipe For Disaster
Wow. What’s with people screwing up recipes in magazines and poisoning people this year? First there was the henbane incident, and now, a recipe for an apple cake called for 20 nutmeg nuts instead of two pinches of nutmeg. In case you didn’t know, that much nutmeg can make you feel pretty icky. My thoughts …