Wow. This woman could be outsmarted by a puppy. Let’s do a quick review. This woman, who is going by the name of “Bernann McKinney, decides to pay some scientists in Korea a bunch of bucks to clone Booger, her dead pit bull. Aside: People, name your dogs better things than Booger andPooper! Anyway, the …
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A Different Boob-Inspector
Nice try, bud, but I’m relieved it didn’t work. Maybe the only reason it didn’t was his fake business card had no name. A guy came into a porn shop and demanded sex videos for free because he was a police detective and wanted to verify the ages of the participants…yeah, that’s it. It didn’t …
Try Going To A Park Next Time
Yeah, let’s put our three-year-old granddaughter on the roof of the car and drive around a parking lot, only at a snail’s pace, don’t worry, to let her get some air and have some fun. No, let’s not. Does this woman forget that even a snail’s pace in a car is fast? Or should we …
A Couple More Snake Stories
Carin’s been finding a lot of stories about snakes lately, so since I never like to be outdone even though most of the time I’m too lazy to do anything about it, I figure it’s time I get in on the act. Here are a couple of snake-related mishaps I’ve come across in the last …
A Plug And A Question
I just finished buying myself a copy ofOff the Leash,the latest album from the Real McKenzies, who are quickly becoming my favourite band in the world. I think you should buy it too, so here are a couple of free mp3’s to give you an idea of what you’ll be getting.The Lads Who Fought and …
Geocaboom
Ever since I heard about geocaching in detail, I had two thoughts: “neat!” and “bad idea!” For those who don’t know, geocaching is this weird treasure hunt deal where people hide little boxes in out of the way places all over the country and then post their GPS coordinates on websites. Then people download those …
One-Track Mind
Hmm. If you’re driving your electric wheelchair and you get stuck in the train tracks and narrowly miss getting crushed by a train, and your daughter has been hit and killed by a train, wouldn’t you learn from it and stay away? Not Maurice Fox. an hour later, there he is, stuck again, needing to …
Luny Landlord
I don’t think Richard Ott thinks like a sane person. He’s a landlord, and tenants were a couple of months behind on rent. So, at 2:30 one morning, he crashed his hummer into their home, tried to kick the door down, then yelled to the woman on the phone with 911, “Tell them it’s the …
Nice Work, Boys
I have great respect for anyone who is willing to risk life and limb on a daily basis to keep law and order in the world, but man, cops can be real shitheels sometimes. For example… A MINNEAPOLIS SWAT team busts into the home of an innocent family while trying to raid a different house, …
I Can See By the Bumps On Your Skin That You’ve Got…
Uh, yikes. Here’s one more reason to do your own research when you have a weird medical problem. A doctor himself, Robert Clark developed this weird itching. He went to every doctor under the sun, and nobody knew what it was…until finally, he found dermatologist Howard Luber, who said, “You’ve got scabies. Yup, goddamn scabies. …
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