I just saw the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen on a TNA program, and as anybody who watches that train wreck from week to week knows, that statementcovers an awful lot of ground.This might be old news to some of you, but I’m a couple weeks behind on my Impact watching so I didn’t get …
Monthly Archives: October 2007
Yea! New Cover Letters!
A new batch of Cover Letters From Hell has found its way online, complete with misspelled words, hideous grammar, and my personal favourite, the guy who not only took the time to create a table detailing his likes and dislikes, but also decided to show off his comedic writing skills by making jokes about pictures …
I Want To Ride It Where I Like
I had no idea this was a crime and haven’t the foggiest clue why anyone would do it, but a UK man has been registered as a sex offender after being caughtfucking a bike. Robert Stewart earned himself a hearing at Ayr Sheriff Court following the incident last October when two “extremely shocked” cleaners at …
>Cancakes
>Society’s quest to cram everything imaginable into a time-saving box has taken another step forward with the release of theBatter Blaster.Yes, pancakes in a spray can. Add somepre-cracked eggs in a milk carton,and you’ve got yourself a true breakfast of champions. I’m not sure what’s more distressing, the idea of spraying an aerosol can over …
>May I See Your Burner’s Permit?
>I know we tend to rag on Britain a lot around here, but think for a few minutes about the idea ofcharging people £200 a year for a smoking permit,and then try telling me that you honestly don’t think they deserve it. I doubt this idea is going anywhere considering that the brains behind it …
The War Of The Moral Compass And the Golden Compass
Why does this thing I read in Snopes demand to be put up? It doesn’t surprise me, not in the least, but every time the logical part of me says it doesn’t need to be talked about, another part of me screams that it does. There’s apparently a movie coming out in December called the …
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Driveways and Playgrounds, And…Bears? Oh my!
Hmmm. When bears pee in your driveway and play on your backyard play equipment designed for your three and four-year-old sons, maybe it’s time to move.
Fahrenheit 198451
Here’s some advice. Just don’t go to Britain. Don’t even go near it, and if you’re there, get out, if you can that is. Why? Cops want to increase surveillance to the point that if you even go in a direction that might suggest that you might be up to something, they will chase you …
Spineless Robber May Have Less Of A Spine Now
Wow. I’m sure the robber in this story wasn’t expecting to be shot in the neck by a 75-year-old blind man. I’m wondering if the shooter was Carey McWilliams’ grandfather. I guess that blind man was a good shot. The shootee is in serious condition with a bullet lodged close to his spine and they …
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More Parental Disasters
I wouldn’t bother writing about this particular loser, except I know I’ve ranted about the number of crappy parents out there before. He was driving drunk, in the wrong direction down a busy highway, with some open booze, in an uninsured car with an invalid license plate…oh, and his two-year-old daughter just hangin’ out in …
