Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Ahh, the people with whom we share this world. Chatham, Ont. police unveil silliest 911 calls of 2011. Yes, all of these are from one town. A town which, it should be pointed out, is in the same general area where you should probably just say no to the holiday punch. 1. A woman called …
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I don’t have a kid, but if I did or got tasked with buying a present for one, this is totally something I would do.
Just in case someone out there is desperately searching for a last-minute Christmas gift, and office war implements would totally be the perfect gift, there are newer, crazier USB rocket launchers out there. This one, you can control from afar, using your iThing. Can you imagine? You’re not even at your desk, but your desk …
There are many, but here is just one sign that your new boyfriend may not be that into you. You’re at the movies. He pays your way in, you pay for some food. Aww, cooperation is so nice. During your film, he asks if he can borrow your keys so he can run out real …
Well, today’s the day. Carin and I are doing the last of our packing and loose end tying and then will be heading off to spend our first ever Christmas together. I’m glad she gets to spend the time with my family on what looks like a rather light running around year. A couple of …
To get you ready for Christmas, here are a few jokes that have nothing to do with Christmas. Thanks to everybody who sends these to me and to me for finding the ones you don’t send. I promise I’ll get better at posting these…for real this time. *Just asked a Scottish friend of mine how …
Here comes another monster o thoughts. While I’m doing the laundry, I might as well write a blog post. This whole being out of town part time thing has taught me that I suck at time-management. I was always able to get by since I had lots of flexibility to get stuff done. I didn’t …
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Just a couple of small things I forgot to mention/didn’t know I’d be mentioning while I was brain dumping away yesterday. The WWE pay-per-view prediction contest I’ve mentioned here and there is over. And in an act completely uncharacteristic of me, I won! I managed to keep the 2 point lead I had going into …
This is one of those posts where I start writing without much of an idea of what I’m going to write about and see where it takes me. It’s been a busy last few days. Friday consisted of some running around, a late lunch with my brother and sister and then seeing the Arrogant Worms …
Reason 17392 why you A: never program 911 into your cellphone contacts and B: always lock the aforementioned cellphone: If you knock off a Target to the tune of some DVDs and video games and then want to brag about it while you’re getting away, the getaway might suddenly become much more difficult than you …
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