I was originally going to write about this story because it was about a guy named Jerry Fitzgerald Dick exposing his dick to a woman, but there’s more. Not only was the guy flashing his dick named Dick, but the judge in the case was named Jim Hardin. Aww come on, that’s pretty close. But …
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>Behind Every Fruity Vodka, There’s A Fruity Man?
>I really wish I had the shooter’s name for this story, because everyone needs to know that if they find themselves at a party with this fellow, they shouldn’t, under any circumstances, make fun of his sexuality. If they do, he will turn into a gun-wielding maniac. This guy came to a party uninvited, which …
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Stunning Police Work
I think officers in Avon and Somerset need a little retraining on how to use a stun gun if it went off accidentally, and a little retraining on not being total assholes if they did it on purpose. Either way, somebody needs a brush-up. The story goes that Peter Cox was driving to a friend’s …
Gees Charlotte, I Thought We Were Friends
There are 2 reasons why you’ll never catch me swimming or sleeping naked. I care about the feelings of others and nobody ever needs to be subjected to seeing that, plus I’d rather notget bitten on the knob by a katipo spider. A Canadian tourist in New Zealand suffered a swollen penis and chest pain …
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What’s In A Name? A Drink!
Something funny happened to me last night, which led Steve and I to think about something. I was out with the French group last night, and a guy who hasn’t been in the group for a year came out for a visit. Another member asked him if he’d heard from Cesar or Margarita. I was …
Wiiiiiilllllliiiiiieeeee!
You know, as much as I have to make fun of Willie Eugene Lewis for climbing into an electrical substation, I do have to give him kudos for being able to walk to the emergency room on his own after receiving the frizzle frying that he did. Nobody can tell us why Lewis felt the …
A Truck Load Of Heads, Is Rollin’ Down The Highway
Thanks Ann for the lead on this one. Yikes. That would be a scary morning for police in Royse City, Texas, who stopped a giant trailer for speeding. The guy was acting kind of suspiciously, so they looked in the back of the trailer, only to find 2 dozen embalmed human heads staring back at …
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What Are The Chances?
This story about a personal injury lawyer whose name is also Justin Bieber made me chuckle. The poor fellow was getting inundated with friend requests because everybody thought he was the other Justin Bieber. But this also made me think of that Shaved Bieber extension for Firefox. Would it unintentionally shave this Justin Bieber from …
I’ll Have The Sweater Meat Road Pizza
Considering that we tend to put a lot of the male flashers we write about into thedo it yourself category,I guess it’s only fair to putCherelle May Dudfieldthere too even though there doesn’t appear to be any sort of sexual motivation for what she did, unless she’s got some kind of strange being hit by …
Stupar Is as Stupar Does
Hmmm. How would you pronounce the name Joleen Stupar? I’m leaning towards pronouncing it like “stooper,” since she was found slumped over her steering wheel drunk. I might even call her Stupid Stupar because she had her three-year-old child in the back seat when she passed out drunk with a .39 blood alcohol level. Real …