Just when I thought things were looking up, TNA goes ahead andre-hires Ed Ferrara. If you have no idea who Ed Ferrara is, to make a long and tragic story short, he did a lot of work with Vince Russo in the WWF and was the guy who jumped to WCW with him in 1999…and …
Monthly Archives: September 2009
Trying The Impossible
Before I make myself look like a complete fool, a few quick things to start off. I’m so glad the Blog is put back together. What a pain in the ass this stuff can be. It’s been worth it, but I still want nothing to do with anything like this for a long, long time. …
Once It Comes Out, It’s Not Supposed To Go Back In!
I can’t decide what is worse. Is it walking around in a suit covered in shit, or plucking out your own eyes and eating them, or eating the contents of your colostomy bag? *gag!* But that’s exactly what James Orr did. Apparently he did this to try and show the judge he was mentally incompetent. …
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Parasite’s Got Your Tongue?
Now here’s a scary thought. there’s a parasite out there that attaches to fish by eating the fish’s tongue and then putting itself in the place of the tongue it just ate! Yikes! Nature really is freaky.
The S In S-bend Stands for Snake!
You know me and my need to put up snake stories. Here’s another one. I think I’d have a hard time going to the toilet after looking in it one day and seeing a snake just sittin’ there. It was such a big snake that it clogged the pipes! there’s an embedded video. check it …
Be Prepared…For Scouting To Start Sucking In The UK
Gee, I had no idea all the knife crime in the UK was being perpetrated by scouts. It must be, since they’re now banning scouts from being able to carry knives. Oh, there’s no proof that scouts are committing the crimes? Then why are they being punished for it? Oh yeah, this is the UK. …
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Don’t Bite The Biscuit While Biting Into A Biscuit
It’s a good thing this UK study on biscuit-related injuries was commissioned by a company who makes biscuits and not the UK government. Even so, it’s still ridiculous. They’ve even graded the biscuits on level of risk. Some of the injuries were pretty ordinary. People have burned their tongues after dipping their biscuit in the …
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Talk About Getting Your Kicks
Now that’s a sign of either a desperate man or a bad economy or both. A guy set up a banner near a mall saying he’d let them kick him in the balls if they paid him. The price was originally 5 bucks a kick, but he dropped it to 3 bucks for his only …
Hot Shit?
Was David Truscott trying to show the farmer and his family who was boss? He would break into their place, get in their manure-spreader and start chokin’ a chicken that wasn’t on the farm. He knew this disturbed them, as it should, and he’d do it some more. He would also steal mud and sludge …
Giving Thanks and Causing Thunks
Wow, here’s some sick irony for ya. Gunther Link got stuck in an elevator. He frantically prayed to God asking that he would be freed. He was soon extricated from the elevator. to give thanks, he went straight to a church and embraced a pillar…which caused an 860-pound statue to fall on him. He died …
