Give Me Five Grand, I’ll Get Five Years

Here comes another kid being offered up for sale for who knows what reason. this time it’s a 4-year-old boy. Nobody knows if this guy is serious, and now the ad has been pulled. It’s too bad it’s been pulled, because the ad had a picture of the boy in it, and the woman who …

Ro Cost Me 20 Bucks, Plus Some Random Complaining And Such

Over on herblog, our good buddy Ro was doing her damnedest a few days back to sell me MLB Gameday Audio. Well, between her, the Blind Tech list’s huge thread about it, Jerry Howarth and the Shoe thief, I had no choice but to cave and fork over my $20. You really can’t go wrong …

Dental Work And Paper Clips Do Not Mix

Ok so here’s another dentist you should avoid if he ever is able to practice again. Michael Clair would do root canals and use paper clips instead of the stainless steel posts he’s supposed to. Of course, he would bill for the posts anyway, and the patients would find out later what he really used. …

Hidy-Hoe, Neighbour!

Wow. Don’t get between 80-year-old Gene Chambers and his Little Debbie oatmeal cookies. Apparently they mean a lot to this guy. Chambers somehow got it into his head that his neighbours had broken into his house and stolen 7 boxes of Little Debbie’s oatmeal cookies. So he was going to get them back. First, he …

Maybe His Cell Mate Will Keep Him Warm Now

That would have been quite a wake-up call. You’re peacefully sleeping, and then you feel someone crawling into bed with you. You think it’s your girlfriend, so you call out her name, but a male voice responds “No it’s not.” That’s what happened to this poor sucker. Apparently, Michael Karanja Kamau, the man who crawled …

Once The Bun Comes Out Of The Oven, It’s Not Supposed To Go Back In

Larry Long and Brandy Hatton sound like quite the pair. I wonder how they managed to take care of two other kids before this incident. Long said he went to work and smoked some marijuana which he thinks may have been laced with something else. He came home, and he and Hatton drank a fifth …

My Name Is Sue, How Do You Do?

My god, the people with whom we share this earth! I have been rendered speechless. I…I don’t know what to say. Just read this story, and check to make sure you still have both your ears. Then make sure noone who looks like Susan Mukuhi Mwarabu is anywhere near you. According to the criminal complaint, …

The Only Snorting People Will Be Doing Will Be Caused By Laughter

I think someone was trying to send this German guy a message that he was not meant to do drugs. He was getting drugs all ready to snort, and was using the roof of a car. He didn’t realize that the car he was using was an unmarked police car, and the cops using the …