Ok, so when stealing, don’t drive straight into a traffic jam, and when stealing a police truck,don’t drive it at a police officer directing traffic. I know you probably didn’t know it was *his* truck, but you’re stupid anyway.
>This kid is very, very, very lucky. He lives in Israel, and decided he wanted to test the police’s reactions to someone who appeared to be a terrorist. So, um, he dressed up like one, complete with mask and large bag, ya know, like what might hold a bomb, and started walkin’ near a mall. […]
>Here’s another case where I just wince. I wince, and I wonder how poor and desperate you would have to be to live in these conditions and say it was ok. Let me describe the condition of what these people were calling a home. Tenants, who paid from $250 to $750 a month, shared two […]
Yes officer, I am driving drunk right now, but I’m no danger to anybody. Really, I’m being extra careful. In fact, all this time I’ve been tooling around out here I have taken great care tomake sure that I’ve got one eye shut at all times so I won’t see double.What’s that you say? Get […]
>Wow. It really shows the lengths some people will go to get their oxyContin fix. Women in their early 20’s will even have sex with an 82-year-old man for it. I wish there was a photo of this dude. Ug that’s like screwing your grandpa! Yuck! I still can’t believe he went to the cops […]
Yea! Woo! Yea! Woo! Why am I jumping up and down? Remember back in march when I told you about GDB’s need for a new puppy truck? Well, they got it! Woohoo! Hopefully it makes many many happy trips to lots of puppy clubs. I wish I could have given more. But I’m glad they […]
Note from Steve: Matt *claims* that he’s having some computer problems and cant’ post this himself,but I personally think he’s just being an asshole and exploiting my kind nature by making me post this pile of dishonest, poorly written horseshit for him. But rather than making me look bad or like a pushover,I prefer to […]
This is probably going to be the most boring post ever. I hope it helps someone. Last year, I came home early for Christmas. I had hardly any of my family’s gifts bought, and frankly didn’t have a flaming clue what to get anyone. Mom mentioned to me that she had every book in the […]
Oh boy. I know there were a lot of things said about the less than stellar job done by the funeral director at my grandma’s funeral, but at least he knew where her grave was going to be. I can’t even imagine driving out to the cemetery to bury a family member and finding no […]
Note to anyone going to France: If you’re on a train and you drop your cellphone in the crapper, just accept that it’s gone. You don’t want to end up being taken off the train on a stretcher, with the john still attached to your hand.