Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Good idea: Speaking politely to the nice officers when they ask you questions. Bad idea: Politely requesting that those officers not arrest you just yet because you aren’t quite finished masturbating on the staircase. About 3:35 p.m. Wednesday police were called about a man masturbating in an alley just south of Rainier Avenue South and …
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When it comes to names in the news, I’m not sure it gets much better than this. He’s a church leader. He’s a convicted sex offender. I think that’s sort of redundant, but this isn’t about me. During his church days, He pretended to be an adolescent psychologist in order to get kids to talk …
I don’t know how to introduce this, so let’s just get to the story. Brett Zorse, 50, apparently took a liking to a 32-year-old woman he was seated next to on a flight between San Francisco and New York. Being the friendly, flirtatious type, Zorse struck up a conversation or 2 with her during the …
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This is what I was greeted by when I turned on the radio this morning. It’s pretty swell. Richard Thompson – Oops I Did It Again I hate to do this, but here’s the original in case you’re somehow lucky enough never to have heard it.
Quite the day we’re having here. First it was hundred bags of drugs in his out door guy, and now, meet loaded .22-caliber revolver in the vagina lady, AKA Christie Dawn Harris. While being transported to jail, Harris “stated several times that she needed to go to the bathroom.” At the lockup, Harris was directed …
Somewhere in South Carolina, a flasher is at large. That in itself is not unusual, but what makes this one interesting is that according to police, the flasher they’re looking for is 8 years old. So maybe he’s not at large. He’s likely medium at best. Cops are on the lookout for the eight-year-old boy …
The story of Jose Angel Perales Is…I’m not even sure what it is. Gross? Yeah, let’s go with gross. According to a court complaint, Perales entered the lingerie store through an unlocked door around 4:10 AM. A police review of store surveillance video revealed that Perales–5’ 11” and 325 pounds–“walked around the store and shopped.” …
Bloods Gang Member Found With 100 Bags Of Heroin Hidden In His Anus (Which Appears To Be A New Record) I don’t know if this actually is a record, but sweet jesus do I ever hope it is. I may cry.
Here’s Gill with some thoughts on Remembrance Day and a word of thanks for a veteran in her family. When people talk today a wide range of emotions will be brought to the surface. Some will be angry, others numb, others will show gratitude, and still others will reflect. I asked my own mother yesterday …
When Trix’s first winter came, she hated the cold, especially when it snowed. But I think Tansy hates it more. As soon as the temperature started dropping, I noticed Tansy sleeping a whole lot more. It’s almost like she goes into mini hybernation. The poor thing, just when she’s adjusted to one temperature, it drops …
